Wednesday Apr 08, 2009

0
Hey dudes and dudettes.

Before explaining what's been happening round here, I suggest you to press play, and laugh with me.

I'm a fan of MadTv. This has to be one of my fave gags by them.



The good thing is that I've been all morning long laughing. The problem is singing it all day long hhaah.

The few (but very good) birthday presents I got are bringing fun to my life.

Receiving a sushi receipe book means not having excuses anymore to do sushi dinners.
My second trial became in this:





Yay!! Super proud of the results, there's gonna be another next week. A friend of me calls me "Doraemon". She says that everytime she calls me, I'm making sushi, or rice for the sushi, or whatever related with it.

The other cool story related to a birthday present:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

As some of you might know (guess almost none, since I've never mentioned it before) I work in a alcoholic drinks factory. Some call it bar, some others pub.

My boss loves Jgermeister's logo (and drink) as much as I do. So she gave me this marvel light:



We ended working after a few shots of Jger, others of red vodka. Also some rum + lemon drinks (which is MY drink) etc.

I always ride there and back with my motorbike, but as you can imagine, I was supposed to be a bit drunk. 3 bottled orange juices in 10 minutes later, I was ready to ride.

Usually there's an alcoholic control really close to my place. And I KNOW IT. But this time I really didn't feel like taking the long way in order to escape from them. Just thought, they won't be there.

... but they were...

The nastiest policeman ever, with a nightmare voice was like "AAaReeE YooU OkAaaY". I answered in a tiny cute little voice "yes". So he started laughing like a psychomaniac and said "NoooOOO WaAY!!! GOOoo ThEErEE!!"

I decided to play the silly girl role. So a man gave me some plastic thing and I kept looking at it like if it was the most weird thing I've ever seen.

Policeman: You've never done this before, have you?
Me: (super tiny cute little voice) no...
P: just put this plastic in this and blow
Me: (super t.c.l. voice) is that taking long? i mean, do I have to get lots of air?
P: just a few seconds, until the signal stops
Me: (big scared eyes, what a great actress I am) blowing.
At some point my lungs were so empty I looked at the policeman like "hey, I'm going to die if I keep blowing. Kind of this face, but asking for compassion:

Signal stopped.

My number was 0,09. Most allowed is 0,25.

Funniest thing is that I was carrying this on my motorbike biggrin



So yeah, fuck you nightmare policeman. I almost run back to that one to say "shut the fuck up you motherfucker". But I was so tired decided to go home.



Apart from that, it seems that IvyLlamas can't stop making incredible pics of me.
If I were famous, you'd probably see me on the cover of a gossip magazine, and would realize how my face really looks like. Like when they show Madonna on her everyday life. Big disappointment wink
So he did this amazing creature with me:



Which will lead to my new profile pic (hopefully!!)


That was a long entry heh?

For those who liked my boxes blog, imagine this song changing the "badger badger" for "boxes boxes" and you'll know how my brain felt for this last days hahah.



MUAH!!

VIEW 25 of 30 COMMENTS
priscila:
si!
me encanta tu nueva profile,
besos linda!
revelation:
Juapetona!

Feliz cumpleaos con retraso smile

No veas con el seguindo intento de sushi, no? tongue Ta espectacular....

More Blogs