What UP Homies!!!!
Man OH Man!!!
I've been a busy busy little bee
First off, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! I still am just reeling on how well you all have loved on Concrete Jungle
The only thing that could make me happier is for that percentage to just squeek up 2 more points to 96% but hey!! Would I cry if it didn't? Most certainly not! I'm still soo glad its at 94%!!!! Makes me jump Up and Down!!!
Um, Most of you know this but I'm sure a good portion of you don't. I'm an Author!
Yes! I wrote a whole book! And not just any book, but a SEXY book!
AND!
people can by it if they want!
AND In October Signed Copies will be for sale!
AND! I'm begining to organize my Book TOUR!
SO far the destinations in the works are, LA, San Francisco, Chicago, Hawaii and Miami. there is room for more cities if there is an interest. Especially if it's a relatively close drive from LA, like Phoenix or Vegas.....
Anyways... if people are interested, you can buy the Book on Amazon and Kindle Here
Need more info??
Synopsis: Through a collection of humorous and uncensored nonfiction essays, L. Marie takes us through her most monumental and entertaining sexual encounters. After devising a plan to lose her virginity on a beach at thirteen, L. Marie haphazardly stumbles down the road of the sexually active. From threesomes in the Bahamas, motor-boats from strippers, anal sex tips from drag queens and screwing in public, L. Marie discovers herself with hilariously brave honestly.
Also.
I have just been spending lots of time reading and working on a new book. It's called "Letters to People Who Don't Exist"
Its going to be a collection of fictional Letters written to/from a a number of different people of different era's and about various topic and in different voices.
I came up with the idea because I'm reading that book I mentioned in my other Blog, "Women of the beat Generation" and there are lots of letters that hve been copied between the different Literati like Allen Ginsberg etc. And I am just so saddened at what a lost art letter writing is. And since the letters were so fun to read since they were from a different time, I though it would be fun to write some in the same manner.
For practice I've been writing my dude at work and Hilariously! He has been responding to me in the same voice of a similar time And was actually really good at it!....
"Dearest J,
I miss you terribly.
Yours,
L."
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"Dearest L,
As I sit restlessly at my desk penning you this letter, my heart is filled with thoughts of you. Sweet, sexy, incomparable L, what a strange effect you have on my heart. Soon we shall be united again.
Until then, mio dolce amor, a thousand kisses; but give me none in return, for they set my blood on fire...
Yours,
J"
------------
"To my Beloved J,
Your letters put the light of day back in to my darkened being. I
shan't let you know what it is that your face and essence does to my
skin and bones, for it is improper for a lady of my background and
education to express. Perhaps in another life; if I were to have been
born a much freer woman I could tell you that the mere remembrance of
your visage sends a chill down my neck and into my loins, every moment
spent reflecting the times your head has rested upon my bosom, while
entwined in a passionate rustle; I ache in a pit that rests above my
womb and below my stomach. But am not such a free woman; these things
I cannot bestow upon you. So as I am in my social position, a Lady, I
can only tell you that I admire our time together. And that is all;
until the twilight, or the morrow.
Only Yours,
L."
-----------
"Oh, most cherished L,
The very thought of your olive skin touching mine sends swells of desire through my nether regions. My quivering staff trembles with utmost attention as I imagine your undulating hips as I carress your firm breasts, oh, wait, my my, how this letter is getting quite steamy.
One fine night, the doors of your abode will be broken down and there I shall be. I hope to hold you in my arms before long, when I shall lavish upon you a thousand kisses, and well, several passionate thrusts as well... I soon I shall take wing and come to your bedside to give you a kiss upon your cheek, and one much lower down, much lower!
J."
--------
"Dearest J,
Forgive me for not writing you sooner, for your last letter was so
overwhelming; I could not concoct a proper response. The reason I am
writing you is to inform you of a request for your appearance at a
Dinner Party! My dearest friend, Kathrinne, will be hosting a marvelous
soiree with fare and libations of the like. It would make a happy
woman of me to have you there as my chaperone. OH Please Do come
along!
I urgently await your reply.
Forever Yours,
L."
See!!! How fun Right?
Or am I just retarded?
Man OH Man!!!
I've been a busy busy little bee
First off, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! I still am just reeling on how well you all have loved on Concrete Jungle
The only thing that could make me happier is for that percentage to just squeek up 2 more points to 96% but hey!! Would I cry if it didn't? Most certainly not! I'm still soo glad its at 94%!!!! Makes me jump Up and Down!!!
Um, Most of you know this but I'm sure a good portion of you don't. I'm an Author!
Yes! I wrote a whole book! And not just any book, but a SEXY book!
AND!
people can by it if they want!
AND In October Signed Copies will be for sale!
AND! I'm begining to organize my Book TOUR!
SO far the destinations in the works are, LA, San Francisco, Chicago, Hawaii and Miami. there is room for more cities if there is an interest. Especially if it's a relatively close drive from LA, like Phoenix or Vegas.....
Anyways... if people are interested, you can buy the Book on Amazon and Kindle Here
Need more info??
Synopsis: Through a collection of humorous and uncensored nonfiction essays, L. Marie takes us through her most monumental and entertaining sexual encounters. After devising a plan to lose her virginity on a beach at thirteen, L. Marie haphazardly stumbles down the road of the sexually active. From threesomes in the Bahamas, motor-boats from strippers, anal sex tips from drag queens and screwing in public, L. Marie discovers herself with hilariously brave honestly.
Also.
I have just been spending lots of time reading and working on a new book. It's called "Letters to People Who Don't Exist"
Its going to be a collection of fictional Letters written to/from a a number of different people of different era's and about various topic and in different voices.
I came up with the idea because I'm reading that book I mentioned in my other Blog, "Women of the beat Generation" and there are lots of letters that hve been copied between the different Literati like Allen Ginsberg etc. And I am just so saddened at what a lost art letter writing is. And since the letters were so fun to read since they were from a different time, I though it would be fun to write some in the same manner.
For practice I've been writing my dude at work and Hilariously! He has been responding to me in the same voice of a similar time And was actually really good at it!....
"Dearest J,
I miss you terribly.
Yours,
L."
-------------
"Dearest L,
As I sit restlessly at my desk penning you this letter, my heart is filled with thoughts of you. Sweet, sexy, incomparable L, what a strange effect you have on my heart. Soon we shall be united again.
Until then, mio dolce amor, a thousand kisses; but give me none in return, for they set my blood on fire...
Yours,
J"
------------
"To my Beloved J,
Your letters put the light of day back in to my darkened being. I
shan't let you know what it is that your face and essence does to my
skin and bones, for it is improper for a lady of my background and
education to express. Perhaps in another life; if I were to have been
born a much freer woman I could tell you that the mere remembrance of
your visage sends a chill down my neck and into my loins, every moment
spent reflecting the times your head has rested upon my bosom, while
entwined in a passionate rustle; I ache in a pit that rests above my
womb and below my stomach. But am not such a free woman; these things
I cannot bestow upon you. So as I am in my social position, a Lady, I
can only tell you that I admire our time together. And that is all;
until the twilight, or the morrow.
Only Yours,
L."
-----------
"Oh, most cherished L,
The very thought of your olive skin touching mine sends swells of desire through my nether regions. My quivering staff trembles with utmost attention as I imagine your undulating hips as I carress your firm breasts, oh, wait, my my, how this letter is getting quite steamy.
One fine night, the doors of your abode will be broken down and there I shall be. I hope to hold you in my arms before long, when I shall lavish upon you a thousand kisses, and well, several passionate thrusts as well... I soon I shall take wing and come to your bedside to give you a kiss upon your cheek, and one much lower down, much lower!
J."
--------
"Dearest J,
Forgive me for not writing you sooner, for your last letter was so
overwhelming; I could not concoct a proper response. The reason I am
writing you is to inform you of a request for your appearance at a
Dinner Party! My dearest friend, Kathrinne, will be hosting a marvelous
soiree with fare and libations of the like. It would make a happy
woman of me to have you there as my chaperone. OH Please Do come
along!
I urgently await your reply.
Forever Yours,
L."
See!!! How fun Right?
Or am I just retarded?
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as for the story....its just one of many. he has lost count the number of times I had him beat red laughing....one time, he had to walk away, and was bent over laughing for about 10 minutes straight!