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So, I lost at poker last night but I did walk away from it with a Pearl in my pocket, so to speak. (Thanks, Chip.)

Admittedly, I am behind the wave when it comes to internet trends, but I feel this is worthy of more propaganda (despite it's 3 million views).


http://sjl.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=3efbc24c7d2583be6925

I will admit that, while pleasant in their prose, my relationship theories leave much room for improvement if I am ever to be happy in any sort of coupling. One can either do what is right, or do what works and since I am unconcerned with what works in this respect, I present you the alternative:

I always hear from women how they aren't much...
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Okay, so what if I am a sucker for watchin' cute animals do cute things? I'll still eat the hell out of them if they're on the BBQ.

Check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2okTvGxyck

I just saw a movie that'll give your eyes boners, make your balls scream and make you poop DVD copies of THE TRANSPORTER. It's called 300. I don't know what the title has to do with the movie, but they could've called it KITTENS MAKING CANDLES and it'd still rule.

It's about these 300 Greek dudes who stomp the sugar-coated shit out of like a...
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Finally got around to puttiing up some of the pics i took in the arctic. take a look when you get a chance. it was truly amazing.... and also really fucking cold.

d.

Jesus!
If i have to look at one more corpse this week i'm gonna lose my shit completely... good morning mrs x....ahem, mrs x? .... can somebody get me a death certificate?

meh.

Ooooooh - stop

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
But there\'s nothing in it
And you\'ll ask yourself

Where is my mind
Where is my mind
Where is my mind

Way out in the water
See it swimmin\'

I was swimmin\' in the Carribean
Animals were hiding behind...
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