Alrighty. Finally figured out my password for this damn place again. I am such a crackhead.
I have nothing new to report. Oh wait. I lost my job. Luckily I got to cash in my retirement, so I can live the easy life for a few months. w00terz.
What will I do when retirement time rolls around you ask? I dunno. I can't think about...
Read More
I have nothing new to report. Oh wait. I lost my job. Luckily I got to cash in my retirement, so I can live the easy life for a few months. w00terz.
What will I do when retirement time rolls around you ask? I dunno. I can't think about...
Read More
VIEW 20 of 20 COMMENTS
toothpickmoe:
You currently have 734 comments. Wow. That's such a small number I'm not even sure I should've written it. If you click on the 'Comments' tab up there near the top of the page you can see your comment count and your most recent posts. That should help with the stalking as well.
bill_the_cat:
I had some great dreams last night. Now I'm tempted to return the favour. 
I've got your picture that you gave to me,
And it's signed "with love," just like it used to be.
The only thing different, the only thing new,
I've got your picture, she's got you.
Boo-fucking-hoo Patsy Cline.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
yuriel:
heh.
<3
<3
beaky:
its no fun stalking you if you're not around sexy
I have been listening to the same song now for about two hours. Damn you Switchfoot, why are you so catchy?
In other news, I broke a tooth on a Sour Patch Kid. Damn you Sour Patch Kids, why are you so tasty?
And lastly, I saw Dead Man's Chest today. Damn you Johnny Depp, how can you be in eyeliner, tights, and make fey...
Read More
In other news, I broke a tooth on a Sour Patch Kid. Damn you Sour Patch Kids, why are you so tasty?
And lastly, I saw Dead Man's Chest today. Damn you Johnny Depp, how can you be in eyeliner, tights, and make fey...
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
toothpickmoe:
I personally can't wait for all my teeth to fall out so I can get me a nice set of dentures. And so I can gum stuff.
Not dibs, I just get very protective of the proper usage of slings and arrows.
BBFs! Have a g8 summar! I'll call U!
Not dibs, I just get very protective of the proper usage of slings and arrows.
BBFs! Have a g8 summar! I'll call U!
beaky:
I miss you lots girl 
where and how are you?
where and how are you?I'm in love. It really sucks. In the most wonderful way possible.
VIEW 18 of 18 COMMENTS
beaky:
whor... I mean where are ya?
beaky:
danger will robinson!!!! danger!!! get the longest stick you can find, multiply it by 10x and keep that distance between him and family....
I dreamt of a fever, one that would cure me of this cold winter-set heart.
With heat to melt these frozen tears, burned with reasons as to carry on.
Into these twisted months I plunge without a light to follow,
but I swear that I would follow anything, just get me out of here.
But you get six months to adapt
And you get two...
Read More
With heat to melt these frozen tears, burned with reasons as to carry on.
Into these twisted months I plunge without a light to follow,
but I swear that I would follow anything, just get me out of here.
But you get six months to adapt
And you get two...
Read More
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
beaky:
Its about time you get some pics in here dear
yuriel:
wow what a song dear
So today my 38 year old brother calls me and tells me he's moving to Florida to live with some chick he met on the internet. She's married with three kids. According to him she left her husband three weeks ago. She's in school to become a rad tech.
He's disabled from a back injury. He gets 600 dollars a month from SSI. He has...
Read More
He's disabled from a back injury. He gets 600 dollars a month from SSI. He has...
Read More
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
beaky:
Hey lookit, we're friends!!! 
I hope your bro does alright in FL, tell him to stay out of the sun, not good for hypertension
I hope your bro does alright in FL, tell him to stay out of the sun, not good for hypertension
toothpickmoe:
Good times.
When there aren't any consequences for one's actions, one has no reason to grow up. Mmhmm.
When there aren't any consequences for one's actions, one has no reason to grow up. Mmhmm.
Random post here.
VIEW 25 of 42 COMMENTS
beaky:
Hey, how come you're not accepting my friendship request???
toothpickmoe:
Sweet. Toodles is a sadly underused term.