"Get me a fresh pair of nickers! Gary's drownin' in his own sick!!"
Yeah..My best friend is home from Florida and he and I and my friend Jen have been partying....a lot. Ok..Thursday night Ghetto (Brendon, my friend) and I went up to Jen's house to sleep over (even though I had to work the next morning)...It's a bad scene from the get go. So we start drinking and listening to music..laughing and thinking about when we did this every weekend. It was great. So then we started playing this card game called Kings. Ghetto and I never played and it was so much fun. By this time I was already drunk..I had a few beers and a shit load of whiskey. And you know what they say...Beer before liqour you get sick quicker. Oh boy did I ever. After there was no booze left Ghetto and I went down stairs. I had to pee in the worst way and he was hungary...He gave me a piece of cheesecake..and I looked at him and was like "I don't know if I should"..but I did...Within a few minutes I was like "Ghetto..I have to
!'' I ran into the bathroom and ed on the floor and a few times in the sink. I drank 3/4 of a liter of So Co...my poison. It was really tough trying to clean your own completely trashed. But..I did..Jen said I missed a little and I felt really bad.. 
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Ok..I was supposed to sleep over again Friday and drink more..but..I stayed home and slept..I felt discusting! I worked 10 hours that day, too..so..I wasn't in a drinking mood..Hah..
I slept over Saturday night and brought over my 1.75 liter jug of So Co..I only had like 3 drinks out of it so it was amlost full...At the moment there's like enough for 2 drinks..3 if you're not generous..A few people had some but I was mixing like a little less than 3/4 of So Co with Coke..I was trashed...again..but..I am very glad to report that not once did I feel sick or puke..but..Our friend Kerri had 2 beers..was wasted and puked a lot..Pussy!
Just kidding..she's just a real light weight when it comes to drinking..
My Mom fears I am going to be an alcoholic..
If you haven't seen the episode of South Park entitled "A Million Little Fibers" you wouldn't understand the first line..Watch it..it's funny..
Yeah..My best friend is home from Florida and he and I and my friend Jen have been partying....a lot. Ok..Thursday night Ghetto (Brendon, my friend) and I went up to Jen's house to sleep over (even though I had to work the next morning)...It's a bad scene from the get go. So we start drinking and listening to music..laughing and thinking about when we did this every weekend. It was great. So then we started playing this card game called Kings. Ghetto and I never played and it was so much fun. By this time I was already drunk..I had a few beers and a shit load of whiskey. And you know what they say...Beer before liqour you get sick quicker. Oh boy did I ever. After there was no booze left Ghetto and I went down stairs. I had to pee in the worst way and he was hungary...He gave me a piece of cheesecake..and I looked at him and was like "I don't know if I should"..but I did...Within a few minutes I was like "Ghetto..I have to
!'' I ran into the bathroom and ed on the floor and a few times in the sink. I drank 3/4 of a liter of So Co...my poison. It was really tough trying to clean your own completely trashed. But..I did..Jen said I missed a little and I felt really bad.. .
Ok..I was supposed to sleep over again Friday and drink more..but..I stayed home and slept..I felt discusting! I worked 10 hours that day, too..so..I wasn't in a drinking mood..Hah..
I slept over Saturday night and brought over my 1.75 liter jug of So Co..I only had like 3 drinks out of it so it was amlost full...At the moment there's like enough for 2 drinks..3 if you're not generous..A few people had some but I was mixing like a little less than 3/4 of So Co with Coke..I was trashed...again..but..I am very glad to report that not once did I feel sick or puke..but..Our friend Kerri had 2 beers..was wasted and puked a lot..Pussy!
Just kidding..she's just a real light weight when it comes to drinking..
My Mom fears I am going to be an alcoholic..
If you haven't seen the episode of South Park entitled "A Million Little Fibers" you wouldn't understand the first line..Watch it..it's funny..
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Sounds like a crazy week end 