it's SO FUCKING HOT. i can't bear it. my hair is sticking to my face, my pjs are sticking to my butt. yes i'm still in my pjs. i'm melting. i'm djing with westwood tonight, i really would rather not be.
hah, i just got kicked out of 'dating sucks' for being rude to some jerk. but he was a big jerk and i couldn't...
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bcguitar33:
After I read a couple of your comments and saw your pictures, I am forced to curse the ocean that lies between us.
bcguitar33:
Sometimes I like to post twice within the span of about a second. It's all part of being suave.
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eiron:
Oh, I have way more ideas than I have square-inches of skin.
I'll post concept designs in my journal at some point.

jamie87:
you know he really likes clean shoes"boxfresh"as he says so be careful!
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johnnyforeigner:
I have answered your query
And, yeah, weddings generally seem like an opportunity for my family to ask "why haven't you got a girlfriend?"
My answer? Genetics

And, yeah, weddings generally seem like an opportunity for my family to ask "why haven't you got a girlfriend?"

My answer? Genetics

_panda_:
I have a job! I have a fairly succesful job. I want a new one.
i have something to say to everyone. so pay attention for a minute. you know what, i am a nice person. i make mistakes sometimes. that doesn't make me the spawn of satan. i have jah love in my heart and i try my best to do what's right. so if any of you have something to say to me then step up to the...
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fpkk:
It's really not a problem. Clutch that handbag for safety. It's probably the bestest option.


barny:
gorgeous dreads are sooooooooo drool worthy!
hot girls with hot dreads are cool tooo hehe!
we just have problems, after 2 years decided we need a break and its too soon to go back... he has a problem with all the new people i meet, how im developing as a person in this alternative world etc. its a complicated matter!

hot girls with hot dreads are cool tooo hehe!
we just have problems, after 2 years decided we need a break and its too soon to go back... he has a problem with all the new people i meet, how im developing as a person in this alternative world etc. its a complicated matter!

well the nurse at the walk-in centre can suck a fuck.
her: (poking me hard with that ear magnifying thing) well your ears are just blocked. i can't see past the blockage if they were infected you would be in a lot of pain.
me: i AM in a lot of pain.
her: well i think they're just blocked.
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her: (poking me hard with that ear magnifying thing) well your ears are just blocked. i can't see past the blockage if they were infected you would be in a lot of pain.
me: i AM in a lot of pain.
her: well i think they're just blocked.
me: but i'm in a lot...
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eiron:
I once had a friend explain to me how one would go about sucking a fuck, but I forgot it.
I love Perry Bible Fellowship.

I love Perry Bible Fellowship.
mrbl0nde:
glad that made you happy... I'm in the process of rewatching all 9 seasons at the moment. just watched the one where Elaine freaks out at George's wig. She does angry soooo good!


ear update: ears are slightly better. i've discovered that lying down makes it a lot worse, having woken up this morning with a feeling of someone stabbing me in the earpipes with a knitting needle. so it seems that not only am i not currently able to aprehend the words of heathens, nor can i indulge my self in my most cherised of pastimes (that...
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rorschach_1:
I have hoovered my face before. Its the only way to get rid of stray beard hairs after trimming. When my mum swapped to a Dyson I had to stop. They are far to powerfull for face hoovering. There should be a warning label on it or summuts. Maybe a Info-commercial hosted by The Great Suprendo.
Have you been eating Trackers without me!!!!?
I WANT A TRACKER! NOW!
I started reading the Mr Mothersbaugh interview but didn't have time to finish it. I will get it read.
You should read The Ballad Of Halo Jones (if not already), its fabtastic. Another great piece of work by Mr Alan Moore.
Hope the ears are feeling better. I SAID I HOPE THE EARS ARE FELING BETTER.
Have you been eating Trackers without me!!!!?
I WANT A TRACKER! NOW!
I started reading the Mr Mothersbaugh interview but didn't have time to finish it. I will get it read.
You should read The Ballad Of Halo Jones (if not already), its fabtastic. Another great piece of work by Mr Alan Moore.
Hope the ears are feeling better. I SAID I HOPE THE EARS ARE FELING BETTER.

eiron:
" which reminds me of how my nose felt the time when i hoovered my face trying to get rid of stray fringe hairs just after i'd trimmed it and caught one of my nostrils by accident."
Oh man! I thought nostril-hoovering was reserved for the 6th circle of Hell, at least.
Also, if those Renaissance-era paintings can be taken as fact it'd probably be really hard for Jesus to nap with that weird ball of light always encircling his head. I know it'd probably disturb a few of my nights.
Oh man! I thought nostril-hoovering was reserved for the 6th circle of Hell, at least.
Also, if those Renaissance-era paintings can be taken as fact it'd probably be really hard for Jesus to nap with that weird ball of light always encircling his head. I know it'd probably disturb a few of my nights.
MY EARS ARE SORE!!!! god fucking damn it!! i think god has smited me down for eating pork yesterday. it was horrible anyway and so salty that it made me see weird spots in front of my eyes. but i woke up this morning and my ears hurt and i have gone fucking deaf and i didn't even hear my alarm so i missed my...
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badams:
why thank you...
also that some serious pork related shit... will think twice before attempting my next sausage
also that some serious pork related shit... will think twice before attempting my next sausage
fpkk:
Everything's cool now, actually.
Anaemia? Why would you get anaemia?
I know you're a student but you have rich computery friends who can come down and feed you food.
Feeling better then?
Anaemia? Why would you get anaemia?
I know you're a student but you have rich computery friends who can come down and feed you food.

Feeling better then?
well, it's been one of those weekends. one of those weekends where i go drinking 4 nights in a row until i wake up one morning and i've gone blind and black stuff is coming out of me. i am on day 2 of a bad hangover. my boss saw i wasn't feeling good on monday and decided more boozing was the answer. so he...
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darksphere:
When will people in Ireland learn that drugs are are more fun then getting shit faced??
fpkk:
To be fair, with the size of your hand bag you could probably upgrade to a bigger sword.
You know it's the truth.
EDIT: Oh yeah! And I wants photos knack lady!
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You know it's the truth.

EDIT: Oh yeah! And I wants photos knack lady!
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foralways:
Lovely to meet you on saturday lady. Hope you had a ood time. x
7deuce:
indeed 

only joking, i'm guessing it wasn't either of these gangsta trucks