i don't even know why i'm updating. i really have nothing new to say. i think i'll tell you all the story of when my mum told me i look mentally retarded.
well last summer me and becksy and our mum were all sitting in the kitchen talking about what we were like when we were kids. mum said that when she was young, beck...
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well last summer me and becksy and our mum were all sitting in the kitchen talking about what we were like when we were kids. mum said that when she was young, beck...
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i am SO HUNGOVER and i made an absolute dick of myself last night. why do i do it? why? WHY? every time i drink i end up regretting it. me and my housemate ended up hanging out in this bar after closing time and drinking wine and basically setting ourselves up to be raped into oblvion by the sleaziest bar staff on earth.
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cosmia:
They're a nice shape though. And I only complain about pooping.
nofi:
thank you so much. i'm glad you enjoyed my journal entry. it's the kind of thing that i wish more people would do. but now that i have dsl and i've found utube...i'll be posting links to crazy stuff all the time. 
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eldiablo1977:
well, i made it rain today by planning a BBQ, you can show your appreciation in monetary form!
eldiablo1977:
oh yeah, i should have put that on there shouldn't i? it's the 16th of July
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badams:
like the new name!
ps men are cool - cooler than stinky girls
ps men are cool - cooler than stinky girls
acwildheart:
I'm currently listening to Dave Lee Roth's version of "California Girls" for that very same reason. 
last night me and beck got off the nightbus and chased a frog down a lane and then we met beck's cat nermal, we tried to call her but she ran under a parked car. beck tried to get her but then a light went on in the house next to the car and we ran away. but once we got around the corner we...
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eldiablo1977:
any specific kind of biscuits or just all of them?
hi everyone.
well i found an earwig in my bra this morning. i hate earwigs more than any other creature, i don't hate spiders or anything. i do hate flies and wasps but earwigs make me want to scream. what i hate the most is that they're always trying to get all up on me. they're not satisfied to just live peacefully side by side...
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well i found an earwig in my bra this morning. i hate earwigs more than any other creature, i don't hate spiders or anything. i do hate flies and wasps but earwigs make me want to scream. what i hate the most is that they're always trying to get all up on me. they're not satisfied to just live peacefully side by side...
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rorschach_1:
I was that earwig. I am sorry but needs must sometimes.
I was going to change back the minute you screamed, but you threw me across the room and knocked me out. I guess it was my own fault.
Anyways, I have ordered you one of these:
Hope you enjoy your flight back to The Grand Old Duke of UK.
xx
I was going to change back the minute you screamed, but you threw me across the room and knocked me out. I guess it was my own fault.
Anyways, I have ordered you one of these:
Hope you enjoy your flight back to The Grand Old Duke of UK.
xx
johnnyforeigner:
Glad you're back 
Sorry to hear you're infested 
Sorry to hear you're infested i HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE. i can't even access my friend's blogs without bare hassle. so what's the point. this was one thing i could rely on for fun and now it's crapped. there are other things i want to complain about here but i don't want to sound like a dick.
i'm going away from this website for a while. i hope that at...
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vedere:
So how come you missed the plane back?
peachass:
i hate it too.. cant figure it out.. blah
come back
come back
I AM: hurricane_deb. thanks sg.
am i allowed to say the new layout sucks?
in other news, i'm the most awesome dj of all time. i don't boast about that enough. i played the best gig ever on friday, didn't get in til 6am and now i have a cold. but so what. MOST AWESOME DJ OF ALL TIME.
**mp3 of the day**...
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am i allowed to say the new layout sucks?
in other news, i'm the most awesome dj of all time. i don't boast about that enough. i played the best gig ever on friday, didn't get in til 6am and now i have a cold. but so what. MOST AWESOME DJ OF ALL TIME.
**mp3 of the day**...
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badams:
new layout is taking me bloody ages to do anything... been here an hour and not got onto boobs yet 
cosmia:
Debberrr are you coming home?? When?????? Save me from the students!! There will be four of us and three of them, we'll win!
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vedere:
Awww nice PJ's!
johnnyforeigner:
The clock might be able to hear me! We're on;y just discovering what clocks are capable of
And yeah, it's cool
And yeah, it's cool
this thing always happens when i've been napping, if i wake up and someone's cooked dinner for me and i eat it i always end up burping up a flavour for the whole rest of the evening. urrgh how much chicken wind could i possibly have inside me!! it just keeps coming. this only happens to me after i've been napping. why don't i have...
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zombieponcho:
Heh, cheers! just realised that i filled out the form wrong (goddamn american date system!) Me bday aint till July 6th but thanks in anyways!
Why you losing faith in us boys!!!? I know we cant multitask as good as you girls but we aint completely useless
-p
Why you losing faith in us boys!!!?
I know we cant multitask as good as you girls but we aint completely useless
-p
badams:
x
hows that?
hows that?
heres my fav from work... hold on
so theres this dude at work - about 45 - with 2 kids. he's not pretty, not pretty at all.
so he went to the seaside once, and went to buy some ice cremes. as he went to pay the girl in the mr whippy van, she said "no, don't worry - you're man has paid for them", "what" he replied - she directed his attention to a man putting the last of a group of "special" people into a minibus.
thats gotta bruise your ego. can't believe he told people at work