i don't even know why i'm updating. i really have nothing new to say. i think i'll tell you all the story of when my mum told me i look mentally retarded.
well last summer me and becksy and our mum were all sitting in the kitchen talking about what we were like when we were kids. mum said that when she was young, beck was so shy that her and dad used to worry that she was autistic. naturally i started laughing so beck said 'yeah, well when deb was younger i used to think she had down's syndrome'. and instead of repremanding her my mum went 'oh yes! because of her eyes!!'. so that was pretty mean. then a few days later me and mum were in the car and i asked her if she really thought i look like i have down's sydrome and she got all exasperated and said 'well maybe to a child!'. so that's my mum. she now denies ever saying it and tries to tell me i look like cher.
the end.
well last summer me and becksy and our mum were all sitting in the kitchen talking about what we were like when we were kids. mum said that when she was young, beck was so shy that her and dad used to worry that she was autistic. naturally i started laughing so beck said 'yeah, well when deb was younger i used to think she had down's syndrome'. and instead of repremanding her my mum went 'oh yes! because of her eyes!!'. so that was pretty mean. then a few days later me and mum were in the car and i asked her if she really thought i look like i have down's sydrome and she got all exasperated and said 'well maybe to a child!'. so that's my mum. she now denies ever saying it and tries to tell me i look like cher.
the end.
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heres my fav from work... hold on
so theres this dude at work - about 45 - with 2 kids. he's not pretty, not pretty at all.
so he went to the seaside once, and went to buy some ice cremes. as he went to pay the girl in the mr whippy van, she said "no, don't worry - you're man has paid for them", "what" he replied - she directed his attention to a man putting the last of a group of "special" people into a minibus.
thats gotta bruise your ego. can't believe he told people at work