eyyyy. if only i had my camera with me today. if i did have it, this is what you would be seeing a photo of:
that is my local news for today. i was tempted to buy the paper but then i thought no, i really have been given all the information i need from these two sentences. anyway this makes me want to make a challenge to you people - what's amusing about where you live? and do you honestly think you can beat essex in the ghetto stakes after seeing those headlines, you big bunch of jessies? it's on.

that is my local news for today. i was tempted to buy the paper but then i thought no, i really have been given all the information i need from these two sentences. anyway this makes me want to make a challenge to you people - what's amusing about where you live? and do you honestly think you can beat essex in the ghetto stakes after seeing those headlines, you big bunch of jessies? it's on.
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And, yeah, weddings generally seem like an opportunity for my family to ask "why haven't you got a girlfriend?"
My answer? Genetics