ear update: ears are slightly better. i've discovered that lying down makes it a lot worse, having woken up this morning with a feeling of someone stabbing me in the earpipes with a knitting needle. so it seems that not only am i not currently able to aprehend the words of heathens, nor can i indulge my self in my most cherised of pastimes (that would be napping). did jesus ever do a thing where he couldn't hear or nap for a time in the desert? i'm not supposed to care about all that jesus bit anyway but i'm sure he was a nice man. my housemates looked at me today with a new kind of disdain, i have been wearing the same pyjamas and haven't washed in 3 days until now, apparently this hasn't slipped by unnoticed.
the feeling i have now is a sort of dull earache which reminds me of how my nose felt the time when i hoovered my face trying to get rid of stray fringe hairs just after i'd trimmed it and caught one of my nostrils by accident.
the feeling i have now is a sort of dull earache which reminds me of how my nose felt the time when i hoovered my face trying to get rid of stray fringe hairs just after i'd trimmed it and caught one of my nostrils by accident.
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Have you been eating Trackers without me!!!!?
I WANT A TRACKER! NOW!
I started reading the Mr Mothersbaugh interview but didn't have time to finish it. I will get it read.
You should read The Ballad Of Halo Jones (if not already), its fabtastic. Another great piece of work by Mr Alan Moore.
Hope the ears are feeling better. I SAID I HOPE THE EARS ARE FELING BETTER.
Oh man! I thought nostril-hoovering was reserved for the 6th circle of Hell, at least.
Also, if those Renaissance-era paintings can be taken as fact it'd probably be really hard for Jesus to nap with that weird ball of light always encircling his head. I know it'd probably disturb a few of my nights.