i have something to say to everyone. so pay attention for a minute. you know what, i am a nice person. i make mistakes sometimes. that doesn't make me the spawn of satan. i have jah love in my heart and i try my best to do what's right. so if any of you have something to say to me then step up to the...
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well the nurse at the walk-in centre can suck a fuck.
her: (poking me hard with that ear magnifying thing) well your ears are just blocked. i can't see past the blockage if they were infected you would be in a lot of pain.
me: i AM in a lot of pain.
her: well i think they're just blocked.
me: but i'm in a lot...
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her: (poking me hard with that ear magnifying thing) well your ears are just blocked. i can't see past the blockage if they were infected you would be in a lot of pain.
me: i AM in a lot of pain.
her: well i think they're just blocked.
me: but i'm in a lot...
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eiron:
I once had a friend explain to me how one would go about sucking a fuck, but I forgot it. 
I love Perry Bible Fellowship.
I love Perry Bible Fellowship.
mrbl0nde:
glad that made you happy... I'm in the process of rewatching all 9 seasons at the moment. just watched the one where Elaine freaks out at George's wig. She does angry soooo good! 
glad that made you happy... I'm in the process of rewatching all 9 seasons at the moment. just watched the one where Elaine freaks out at George's wig. She does angry soooo good! ear update: ears are slightly better. i've discovered that lying down makes it a lot worse, having woken up this morning with a feeling of someone stabbing me in the earpipes with a knitting needle. so it seems that not only am i not currently able to aprehend the words of heathens, nor can i indulge my self in my most cherised of pastimes (that...
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rorschach_1:
I have hoovered my face before. Its the only way to get rid of stray beard hairs after trimming. When my mum swapped to a Dyson I had to stop. They are far to powerfull for face hoovering. There should be a warning label on it or summuts. Maybe a Info-commercial hosted by The Great Suprendo.
Have you been eating Trackers without me!!!!?
I WANT A TRACKER! NOW!
I started reading the Mr Mothersbaugh interview but didn't have time to finish it. I will get it read.
You should read The Ballad Of Halo Jones (if not already), its fabtastic. Another great piece of work by Mr Alan Moore.
Hope the ears are feeling better. I SAID I HOPE THE EARS ARE FELING BETTER.
Have you been eating Trackers without me!!!!?
I WANT A TRACKER! NOW!
I started reading the Mr Mothersbaugh interview but didn't have time to finish it. I will get it read.
You should read The Ballad Of Halo Jones (if not already), its fabtastic. Another great piece of work by Mr Alan Moore.
Hope the ears are feeling better. I SAID I HOPE THE EARS ARE FELING BETTER.
eiron:
" which reminds me of how my nose felt the time when i hoovered my face trying to get rid of stray fringe hairs just after i'd trimmed it and caught one of my nostrils by accident."
Oh man! I thought nostril-hoovering was reserved for the 6th circle of Hell, at least.
Also, if those Renaissance-era paintings can be taken as fact it'd probably be really hard for Jesus to nap with that weird ball of light always encircling his head. I know it'd probably disturb a few of my nights.
Oh man! I thought nostril-hoovering was reserved for the 6th circle of Hell, at least.
Also, if those Renaissance-era paintings can be taken as fact it'd probably be really hard for Jesus to nap with that weird ball of light always encircling his head. I know it'd probably disturb a few of my nights.
MY EARS ARE SORE!!!! god fucking damn it!! i think god has smited me down for eating pork yesterday. it was horrible anyway and so salty that it made me see weird spots in front of my eyes. but i woke up this morning and my ears hurt and i have gone fucking deaf and i didn't even hear my alarm so i missed my...
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badams:
why thank you...
also that some serious pork related shit... will think twice before attempting my next sausage
also that some serious pork related shit... will think twice before attempting my next sausage
fpkk:
Everything's cool now, actually.
Anaemia? Why would you get anaemia?
I know you're a student but you have rich computery friends who can come down and feed you food.
Feeling better then?
Anaemia? Why would you get anaemia?
I know you're a student but you have rich computery friends who can come down and feed you food.
Feeling better then?
well, it's been one of those weekends. one of those weekends where i go drinking 4 nights in a row until i wake up one morning and i've gone blind and black stuff is coming out of me. i am on day 2 of a bad hangover. my boss saw i wasn't feeling good on monday and decided more boozing was the answer. so he...
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darksphere:
When will people in Ireland learn that drugs are are more fun then getting shit faced??
fpkk:
To be fair, with the size of your hand bag you could probably upgrade to a bigger sword.
You know it's the truth.
EDIT: Oh yeah! And I wants photos knack lady!
[Edited on May 05, 2006 7:29PM]
You know it's the truth.
EDIT: Oh yeah! And I wants photos knack lady!
[Edited on May 05, 2006 7:29PM]
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foralways:
Lovely to meet you on saturday lady. Hope you had a ood time. x
7deuce:
indeed
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societyspliers:
And I know it's a cat - (The "that's not a cat" remark is from an episode of Friends where Phoebe bought a Sphynx cat).
I used to run a kennel and loved Egyptian and African animals - had a Pharaoh hound at one time and here's an Egyptian Mau, in case you've never seen one:
Cool looking, huh? And not inside out like that other thing you try to pass off as a cat.
I'm working out a new arrangement for "The Cat Came Back" to add to my sets when I play for children.
I used to run a kennel and loved Egyptian and African animals - had a Pharaoh hound at one time and here's an Egyptian Mau, in case you've never seen one:
Cool looking, huh? And not inside out like that other thing you try to pass off as a cat.
I'm working out a new arrangement for "The Cat Came Back" to add to my sets when I play for children.
societyspliers:
Here's another cat song I do - I'm not including Pussy Perfume, the unreleased song by Puddle of Mudd, as it isn't about a cat, but this one is:
Railroad Bill was a hard-working man;
He used to take his women two at a time.
Everyone agreed he was the baddest engineer
That ever drove upon the Santa Fe line.
His name was known from the folks back home
To the tippy-top of Telegraph Hill;
And all the little boys, while they were sneaking cigarettes,
Used to dream about the Railroad Bill
Well, one day Bill was walking along,
And he saw a kitten stuck in a tree.
When he saw what was the matter, he ran to get a ladder,
To set that kitty cat free.
Bill said "No, I ain't gonna do it;
Ain't gonna climb up no tree!
This is a stupid stupid song and no two-bit singer's
Gonna make a fool outta me!"
I said, one day Bill was walking along,
And he saw a kitten stuck in a tree.
When he saw what was the matter, he ran to get a ladder,
To set that kitty cat free.
Bill said "No! I ain't gonna do it;
Ain't gonna do what you said
This is a stupid freakin' song, and as far as I'm concerned
That cat can stay there till it's dead!"
I said, "Wait a minute, Bill, you can't argue with me;
For God's sake, I just made you up!
I got the pen in my hand - I want you up in that tree;
I want that cat unstuck!"
Bill said "No! I hate cats!
Ain't gonna climb for no cat!
Why don't you have me save some beautiful girl
Who's been tied down to the railroad track?"
I said "Maybe there'll be room in the 8th or 9th verse,
But right now I want you up in that tree.
I'm the writer, my man; I got the pen in my hand,
And you're supposed to listen to me!"
He said, "You asshole!!
Why should I listen to you?! You should be listening to me instead!
I'm a railroad man, and if I was real
I'd separate your face from your head!"
"You ungrateful brute!" I cried, "You've pushed me too far;
I gotta show you I can do as I please!"
So an earthquake came, and it shook the whole terrain,
And brought Railroad Bill to his knees.
And then a tidal wave broke, and everything got soaked;
Bill was almost completely washed away.
And then a big green monster from the planet Neptune landed
And bit Railroad Bill on the leg.
"I got the pen in my hand!
I can do what I want!
I'm a up-and-coming talent on the rise!
So get your ass up that tree, or I swear you ain't gonna
Get out of my folk song alive!"
He said, "You don't scare me;
You might be funny, but you don't scare me!
And if you don't leave me alone, I'm gonna tell everybody
Where you stole this melody."
But before he could speak, his tongue fell out,
And he could not make a sound.
Suddenly he jumped on top of me and grabbed me by the neck,
And pulled me to the ground!
And he hit me in the stomach!
And he hit me in the face real hard;
I think he almost broke my nose.
Just then a lightning bolt came outta nowhere,
Hit him right between the eyes, and killed him instantly.
The cat came down from the tree, had a bowl of warm milk,
Went to sleep for the night
Railroad Bill is survived by a wife and three small children . . .
Dear God, I love to write!
Railroad Bill was a hard-working man;
He used to take his women two at a time.
Everyone agreed he was the baddest engineer
That ever drove upon the Santa Fe line.
His name was known from the folks back home
To the tippy-top of Telegraph Hill;
And all the little boys, while they were sneaking cigarettes,
Used to dream about the Railroad Bill
Well, one day Bill was walking along,
And he saw a kitten stuck in a tree.
When he saw what was the matter, he ran to get a ladder,
To set that kitty cat free.
Bill said "No, I ain't gonna do it;
Ain't gonna climb up no tree!
This is a stupid stupid song and no two-bit singer's
Gonna make a fool outta me!"
I said, one day Bill was walking along,
And he saw a kitten stuck in a tree.
When he saw what was the matter, he ran to get a ladder,
To set that kitty cat free.
Bill said "No! I ain't gonna do it;
Ain't gonna do what you said
This is a stupid freakin' song, and as far as I'm concerned
That cat can stay there till it's dead!"
I said, "Wait a minute, Bill, you can't argue with me;
For God's sake, I just made you up!
I got the pen in my hand - I want you up in that tree;
I want that cat unstuck!"
Bill said "No! I hate cats!
Ain't gonna climb for no cat!
Why don't you have me save some beautiful girl
Who's been tied down to the railroad track?"
I said "Maybe there'll be room in the 8th or 9th verse,
But right now I want you up in that tree.
I'm the writer, my man; I got the pen in my hand,
And you're supposed to listen to me!"
He said, "You asshole!!
Why should I listen to you?! You should be listening to me instead!
I'm a railroad man, and if I was real
I'd separate your face from your head!"
"You ungrateful brute!" I cried, "You've pushed me too far;
I gotta show you I can do as I please!"
So an earthquake came, and it shook the whole terrain,
And brought Railroad Bill to his knees.
And then a tidal wave broke, and everything got soaked;
Bill was almost completely washed away.
And then a big green monster from the planet Neptune landed
And bit Railroad Bill on the leg.
"I got the pen in my hand!
I can do what I want!
I'm a up-and-coming talent on the rise!
So get your ass up that tree, or I swear you ain't gonna
Get out of my folk song alive!"
He said, "You don't scare me;
You might be funny, but you don't scare me!
And if you don't leave me alone, I'm gonna tell everybody
Where you stole this melody."
But before he could speak, his tongue fell out,
And he could not make a sound.
Suddenly he jumped on top of me and grabbed me by the neck,
And pulled me to the ground!
And he hit me in the stomach!
And he hit me in the face real hard;
I think he almost broke my nose.
Just then a lightning bolt came outta nowhere,
Hit him right between the eyes, and killed him instantly.
The cat came down from the tree, had a bowl of warm milk,
Went to sleep for the night
Railroad Bill is survived by a wife and three small children . . .
Dear God, I love to write!
i am going to make today a good day!!! even though i have a food hangover. stupid bbq. i didn't even get to eat any meat becuase i was so full of candy! now i am probably anaemic AND diabetic. along with all the other things i am. and that is why i am living life to the full while i can! my mum is...
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darksphere:
Food hangover?
cosmia:
Nice photo. 
all the shit things are happening to me recently. haven't i suffered enough. i can't see anything good in my short term future either. i love my job but that is it. i have a feeling this summer will be a bust. and not the good kind of bust. i don't even know what would make me feel good. i am hoping my doubts will...
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ruby_slipups:
yeah i think so, well ive defo got her no ill send it to u in a message k?
but i dont mind where we go, any particular faves??
but i dont mind where we go, any particular faves??
mark_plus_beer:
that pic could also make a fantastic drunken tattoo idea
my hair is getting long. i got deoderant all over it this morning cause it was going all in my armpits.
i hate the dentist for making me cry.
i hate the dentist for making me cry.
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gems:
i cant believe he made you cry, dentists are not supposed to make you cry, just make you smile really big and white, im sorry, i hope you feel better soon darling
long hair rocks
long hair rocks
eldiablo1977:
you'd think so wouldn't you? but strangley, they're as smooth as a baby's bottom!
ha ha
ha ha
being at home is fantastic. the food here is unbeatable. i get anything i want and it's all free!!! i especially enjoyed eating becksy's springroll and drinking becksy's orange juice this afternoon even though becksy shouted at me when she got home from work. one thing did piss me off though. my mum was all 'ooh i got everything you like! your soya...
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deleteddelete:
Now you have an Easter project - I want photographic evidence when you've completed the task.
What is this meusli you talk of? It sounds rank.
[Edited on Apr 12, 2006 4:59PM]
What is this meusli you talk of? It sounds rank.
[Edited on Apr 12, 2006 4:59PM]
sheena:
thank you! I'm at work and there's no way I could get one
ARGH. i'm in an internet cafe. soon i have to go and be one of those people who goes into the supermarket and asks for some cardboard boxes please. then i have to go put all my stuff, and by stuff i mostly mean comics and comic related items, into them. which will be heavy and depressing. and i am going back to dublin for...
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daisy:
How are you a snowflake? I need this one explained.
Yes, i have been suitably learned now about my name giving.
Yes, i have been suitably learned now about my name giving.
hot girls with hot dreads are cool tooo hehe!
we just have problems, after 2 years decided we need a break and its too soon to go back... he has a problem with all the new people i meet, how im developing as a person in this alternative world etc. its a complicated matter!