took the landlord out for the vols game. i hate lenoir city. not one desent bar. chillis is as good as it gets. but its also more of a family astablisment. children shouldn't bear wittness to my drunkin paganistic ways. so i did what any true hell raiser would do. i went to spicys where there were more women and children. when spicys first opened i worked there as a bar tender in the game room. the pool buisness had slowed down and sitting idol drives me insane. so any way i know everyone that works there.we conversed with all the other drunkerds. i offered conspiracy thearys that abc and disney control collage football. told them georgia was going to be champs this year because it had been 9 years sence a team with a dog mascot was bcs champ. disney, i told them, controled the poles based on mascot specis. tell a drunk anything strait fased with some athority and some it will stick. after watching the game and offering john the owners 14 year old daughter a beer. tim, my land lord told the bar maid he wanted some hush puppies to go. i told him hang on, ill ask my good buddy todd the head manager for the hook up. so i ask and he said no nicely. goddanm his eyes. a $60 bar tab and this fuck won't comp $3 in hush puppies. so when tim got his to go box i grabbed it and walked around to where they keep the hush puppies and pillaged. i turned and grabbed a few ranch dressings and there were 2 waitresses and a mexican cook standing there speachless. i grabbed a 5 out of my pocket and shoved it down the mexicans apron. "these fries are the best ive ever had, thanks" they looked at me then the hushpuppies. blinked like there minds were flinching and said "yu your welcome". i turned walked to the bar, gave tim his box and said lets go man. i then grabbed my glass and walked to the car. thats how i know i had a good time, when i wake up and find a new spicys glass or a chillis shooter. danm a hate lenoir city.
