deathhippie

Gwerd good peoples.

I am in a blabbering mood, but I left my phone at work. Sad me.

Speaking of my phone, some random guy called me today and just demanded to know who I was. I don't think he liked it when I said, "This is Tim, who the fuck else would you be trying to call at my number?" He kept going on and on about me calling his number. Oh well, he probably liked it less when I hung up on him and turned it off.

So.. I have been living off of bacon. Its the last thing I had in my fridge. I had to scrounge money to buy my doggy food. Its odd how people look at you when you buy a can of dog food with all dimes. I wanted to say, "What, you want to hear my life story? Didn't think so, mind your own shit." But, I decided I was not in a jolly enough mood for that kind of human interaction today.

On a positive note, I got accepted to do the next phase of quest design for EQ2. Word. It was a nice pick me up. Although its still all on my free time, it will mean meeting more people, and getting to look at the dev tools some. Its all about who you know in this business anyways, and besides, its fun.

Hmm, a bit of dark humor to close with seems appropriate. So I keep thinking about shanking the person who stole my money. I was thinking, I am going to have to freeze them with nitro, rent a wood chipper and a small boat, and make the ocean fishies some food. What do you think? No blood, no body, no good evidence. I think it will work as long as I take off any jewelry they may have had and ditch it in a seperate area.

and now for the odd humor. I once painted all of my toe nails a differnt color so I had rainbow feet. After a week of wearing sandels where I could get away with it I tried to get it off, and it refused to come off. Even nail polish remover and a razor had little effect. It was like the color was absorbed into my nail. I had rainbow toes for over a month...