ok...
so, a little drunk at the moment....but that's ok...i spent 10 bucks....(gotta love fucking PBR when you don't feel like throwing money away)....got a nice buzz....
have to work tomorrow morning..and night..so that's great..(sarcasm alert)....
i'm getting a puppy by the way...now...before you ask what kind...i'm a cat fan..always have been...probably always will be...some people would agree with me...some won't..i don't care...but i was raised around cats...i admire their independence...aside from the litterbox they smell a hell of a lot better than a dog...etc etc...i'm not going to go into a tirade on why cat's are better than dogs...my point in this whole story is that i've come around...i've crossed over to the other side...i'm going to cross train myself in the way of pets and get a puppy...and i want a dog..i really do...i've never owned one..we had a couple growing up...but we've always had cats..and i've had lots of cats on my own...i love cats...but it's fucking time for a dog...i know it's a lot more responsibility...you can't just leave a dog for a few days with an extra big bowl of food and water...there's walking involved...there's using the outdoor facilities...you've gotta pay attention to them more...and i need that..i want something to depend on me...
that being said..i'm getting a small dog..i can't go from cats to some huge "knock-me-over-when-i-come-in-the-door" kind of dog...i need to start off small...baby steps, right?...so my roommate's mother knows some people who have a litter that's going to be ready to give away in a couple of weeks...i'm getting a miniature schnauzer...female...white...initially i wanted to name it after that flying creature from the neverending story...but it's name is falcor...and that's no good for a girl dog...(but it looks so much like it)...so basically i haven't thought up the perfect name...yet...if anyone has a suggestion, i'm all ears...(but being who i am, i'll probably have to pick the name on my own...it's my fucking dog after all)...
anyway...geezus....enough about dogs....do i have anything important to report?...
nah..i'm not ready to talk about my new job yet....one day soon...
xoxo,
j
ps- names i've tossed around:
1.) powder...yeah...powder is white...typical...but at least i'm not naming it cocaine...(i don't do that by the way...but wouldn't it be funny to yell down the street after the dog runs out the door.."cocaine!....c'mere girl!...come to daddy!"...hahahaha)
2.) nignog or meatwad (....they just sound funny)
3.) brian (what can i say..i love adult swim...and my brother has a girl cat named mr. pinkerton..great name if you ask me)
that's all really..i was trying to think of some others right now...but i'm cashed...maybe the name will come to me when i pick her up...i'm totally getting laid when i take her to the park...i'm kidding!....(or am i?
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so, a little drunk at the moment....but that's ok...i spent 10 bucks....(gotta love fucking PBR when you don't feel like throwing money away)....got a nice buzz....
have to work tomorrow morning..and night..so that's great..(sarcasm alert)....
i'm getting a puppy by the way...now...before you ask what kind...i'm a cat fan..always have been...probably always will be...some people would agree with me...some won't..i don't care...but i was raised around cats...i admire their independence...aside from the litterbox they smell a hell of a lot better than a dog...etc etc...i'm not going to go into a tirade on why cat's are better than dogs...my point in this whole story is that i've come around...i've crossed over to the other side...i'm going to cross train myself in the way of pets and get a puppy...and i want a dog..i really do...i've never owned one..we had a couple growing up...but we've always had cats..and i've had lots of cats on my own...i love cats...but it's fucking time for a dog...i know it's a lot more responsibility...you can't just leave a dog for a few days with an extra big bowl of food and water...there's walking involved...there's using the outdoor facilities...you've gotta pay attention to them more...and i need that..i want something to depend on me...
that being said..i'm getting a small dog..i can't go from cats to some huge "knock-me-over-when-i-come-in-the-door" kind of dog...i need to start off small...baby steps, right?...so my roommate's mother knows some people who have a litter that's going to be ready to give away in a couple of weeks...i'm getting a miniature schnauzer...female...white...initially i wanted to name it after that flying creature from the neverending story...but it's name is falcor...and that's no good for a girl dog...(but it looks so much like it)...so basically i haven't thought up the perfect name...yet...if anyone has a suggestion, i'm all ears...(but being who i am, i'll probably have to pick the name on my own...it's my fucking dog after all)...
anyway...geezus....enough about dogs....do i have anything important to report?...
nah..i'm not ready to talk about my new job yet....one day soon...
xoxo,
j
ps- names i've tossed around:
1.) powder...yeah...powder is white...typical...but at least i'm not naming it cocaine...(i don't do that by the way...but wouldn't it be funny to yell down the street after the dog runs out the door.."cocaine!....c'mere girl!...come to daddy!"...hahahaha)
2.) nignog or meatwad (....they just sound funny)
3.) brian (what can i say..i love adult swim...and my brother has a girl cat named mr. pinkerton..great name if you ask me)
that's all really..i was trying to think of some others right now...but i'm cashed...maybe the name will come to me when i pick her up...i'm totally getting laid when i take her to the park...i'm kidding!....(or am i?
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yes, there were definitely some overly detailed parts in running with scissors... the gay sex didn't bother me, well, i mean, yeah, it was with a pedophile sooo maybe a little bit... but the crazy antics of the psychologist did - like when he scooped his poop out of the toilet?? ew, i have a weak stomach. even reading about that shit (literally) makes me gag reflexes go into motion.