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so it's time for another online girl story...story #2..but these aren't in any particular order...just whatever popped into my head first...
i met this girl....maybe a year or two year ago...i don't remember how we found each other online...wait...i think it was through onlyundiesclub...her name was lera...like the foreign currency...(from where i'm not sure...)..when we talked about where to meet she came up with the idea to meet at the target just off of the interstate...in the toy isle right next to the star wars action figures...which i thought was a really cute idea...so we both drove halfway...i walked into that toy isle and it was empty...so i went down the next isle...no one there...the third isle was barbie toys...so i went back to the first isle...and i saw something out of the corner of my eye..she had been hiding behind the CD racks watching me the whole time...she was adorable...petite and short...she had glasses (sigh)...she giggled and grabbed my hand and we both left to go get something to eat...she laughed at everything i said...i was on a role i guess...our waitress was this HUGE black woman...lera had a shirt on that said "bombshells"..she said it was some kind of makeup line...it was kinda funny..cause her boobs were rather large...so the word just jumped out at you...and when our waitress saw it she said "bombshells?...then i must have scud missels!"....and walked away laughing at the funny she made...
later on we went to see a movie (time machine...fucking sucked)...not that we cared..we made out during the entire thing...anyway...our time together was ending..and she said she would invite me to her house but that it was dirty...which ended up being an excuse...because when i got home to my place....she had promised to visit me in a week...and i called her the day she was supposed to get there...and she said "i'm not coming..you kinda weirded me out"...ha...ok...and there went another cool chick...
xoxo,
j
ps- i'm really good at losing girls i guess...and people wonder why i don't have a girlfriend cause i'm "such a nice guy"...you might have to poll the girls...because i couldn't tell you...
so it's time for another online girl story...story #2..but these aren't in any particular order...just whatever popped into my head first...
i met this girl....maybe a year or two year ago...i don't remember how we found each other online...wait...i think it was through onlyundiesclub...her name was lera...like the foreign currency...(from where i'm not sure...)..when we talked about where to meet she came up with the idea to meet at the target just off of the interstate...in the toy isle right next to the star wars action figures...which i thought was a really cute idea...so we both drove halfway...i walked into that toy isle and it was empty...so i went down the next isle...no one there...the third isle was barbie toys...so i went back to the first isle...and i saw something out of the corner of my eye..she had been hiding behind the CD racks watching me the whole time...she was adorable...petite and short...she had glasses (sigh)...she giggled and grabbed my hand and we both left to go get something to eat...she laughed at everything i said...i was on a role i guess...our waitress was this HUGE black woman...lera had a shirt on that said "bombshells"..she said it was some kind of makeup line...it was kinda funny..cause her boobs were rather large...so the word just jumped out at you...and when our waitress saw it she said "bombshells?...then i must have scud missels!"....and walked away laughing at the funny she made...
later on we went to see a movie (time machine...fucking sucked)...not that we cared..we made out during the entire thing...anyway...our time together was ending..and she said she would invite me to her house but that it was dirty...which ended up being an excuse...because when i got home to my place....she had promised to visit me in a week...and i called her the day she was supposed to get there...and she said "i'm not coming..you kinda weirded me out"...ha...ok...and there went another cool chick...
xoxo,
j
ps- i'm really good at losing girls i guess...and people wonder why i don't have a girlfriend cause i'm "such a nice guy"...you might have to poll the girls...because i couldn't tell you...