deathbyopus

This is a public service announcement to the jack off who ever designed I-270 in St. Louis.

As you are a madman, you probably also designed all the f**king one way streets in Chicago, the Boston tunnel, and probably had something to do with Johnny Damon leaving the Red Sox's, and the cancellation of Rocko's Modern Life

To you sir, or mam, I say this.......................

Ok, now that thats out of the way. I hope that life is treating everyone ok. Its been a month since I moved to Creve Coeur and its been a blast so far. Roomate is cool, money is ok, and the chicks did a guy in a Cubs jersey

NOT!

I went to a local bar and forgot that I had my Cubs jersey on.



We walk in.........and the bars go silence. Kind of like when a nun farts.......that quiet. Then, as if they had rehurst it, came the Boo's. I put my head down in shame, and went to outdoor section.

I went to bathroom and a drunk man said, "I was gonna give you shit, but your bigger than I am!"



Hope again that all is well with everyone,

-Josh

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