i"m over this shit. My shoulder is killing me. I can't lay on my back, my side or my front. It hurts to sit up. Sleep is pretty out of the question. I guess I'll go to work tonight. It's going to hurt no matter what, and at least there is booze. 
So did you work at Bender's on New Years Eve? My friends and I went there, but at the time I didn't realize that was the bar you're always talking about in SGSF.