We have a dildo dressed like Santa at Zeitgeist. I have to work Christmas Eve and Day, as well as New Years Eve, so between this and the remote-controlled tarantula, I think I can manage to scare the shit out of some people. Because that's fun.
We also have a Christmas tree. I think that this will be the only tree I get this year. Could be worse!
The only stocking that I'll have this year too. And it's hung at a bar. I hope people put stuff in it.
![](https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2269/2105850015_b8b093eb2b.jpg?v=0)
We also have a Christmas tree. I think that this will be the only tree I get this year. Could be worse!
![](https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2335/2106629718_bd2f7d3a75.jpg?v=0)
The only stocking that I'll have this year too. And it's hung at a bar. I hope people put stuff in it.
![](https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2131/2105849923_9269f03632.jpg?v=0)
![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)
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That's hilarious!