deathandtaxes

a weekend filled with absolutely nothing... thats completely amazing. my parked car was hit by a moving van going 50 mph and completely totalled it. then because my car was knocked into a fire hydrant zone, the cops gave me a ticket and towed my car away. mmmmm i love those fucking sons a bitches... so i was stuck in sacramento, where i proceeded to lose a poker game and sit on the couch because i was suffering from extreme immobility. It was like getting a lapdance from a 400 lb toothless midget with your arms permanently pinned beneath your paralytic legs. If you CAN get away, your destined to just flop onto your side like a suffocating fish and flop around until death comes a knockin.... holy geezus.


the pixies- bossanova