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whats the difference between onions and hookers...


i cry when im cutting up onions...


oooh tasteless.

im tired of waiting for you to get your shit together.
Howl.
judas:
i don't cry when i'm cutting up onions. or hookers. the trick is to rinse the onions in cold water after slicing it in half, it makes it less fumey.

as for the hookers, shit. who cries when they're cutting up hookers?
juniordeputy:
haha. you are the king of testeless jokes!
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isn't that shit amazing?!
fuck yes it is.
i know, for reals!
yep.
awesome
hella.
aaardvark:
Word.
justsayfaux:
FACE!
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nothin like having a heart to heart with a bum then watching him piss in the corner of the bus stand.

fucking awesome

im gonna go wash my hands now...

justsayfaux:
that was the best shit ever...

dont eat any cat food.
juniordeputy:
haha. amazing.
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ha ha blah
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toneski:
focus.
toneski:
not really, I havent takent the time, but I did find some good tracks, jsut not sure what you are supposed to do with it?

whats it for?
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food poisoning... puke puke puke puke puke puke puke robot bok
justsayfaux:
whole foods is a bitch
melli:
yuck frown
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barkeep! rum and coke! WOO!
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kelland:
You look familiar to me for some reason. Hum.
judas:
hm... well, that makes me worry. i hope you're okay.
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sick. puke
tuffyluffaguss:
Feel better! smile kiss kiss kiss kiss
justsayfaux:
if it makes you feel any better, i got sick last night...two or three times.
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shit sucks right now... sorry ive been gone. i hope i have some good happy positive words soon.
muller:
I'd have to indulge that this apparent pessimism has got to be exhausting, brah. The irony here is that in the true fabric of time, both what you said and the exact opposite are both true at the same time. It just depends on which side of the glass you are looking. Now go out there, and give it 164.317%.

go team.


kappa delta phi rules steady.

shaka
juniordeputy:
brother. whats wrong? im always here if so needed.