dearlycorrupted

the home has been a severe site of unrest these days, but since it's me causing all the problems, i'm reassured by the fact that once i stop causing them they'll cease altogether.

not a lot is new. i've mapped out the courses i'm going to take for the summer sessions and for the fall semester. it involves both the introductions to and the actual...
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gadzooks. it's been an interesting couple of days.
no, i lie. yesterday was a day off, and thoroughly uninteresting. i cleaned the house, played chess in the park with matt, took photographs of a bee which are now available on my DA site (http://la-tigresa.deviantart.com) and ate a steak dinner, which, for medical purposes, is also not agreeing with me. god damn it. must i always...
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who needs friends when i have the internet and books competing for my attention?
in the news, deborah has had mexican food for dinner. it is disagreeing with her. that is all.
i learned an important life lesson yesterday. do NOT drink diet soda on an empty stomach, especially first thing in the morning. that shit is 100% chemicals. it will fuck you up. i...
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a strange wind overtook me today and made me want to convert, in a hardcore (biblical?) fashion, to christianity. i do not like mood swings like this. they cause me to eat excessively, listen to KLOVE, read the bible, shun tight t-shirts and treat the kids i babysit for as gems when really they are crazy.

religion is an uncomfortable subject with me. anyone who...
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we officially have internet at the house, which is why i am posting at a normal hour instead of at some godawful time in the morning when not even earthworms have been roused from their dwellings.
not like i'm an authority on earthworms. after three days of relatively vigorous garden-plot preparation, i have found nothing living. no bugs whatsoever. only cigarette butts, cat shit, and...
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the last few days, which i was hoping to term as an 'adventure', have been more like a pain in the ass. matt and i are now tentatively installed in our new home. thus far we have had to:
-fix the plumbing all over the house because the previous renters never did
-wash everything in cold water since there was no gas
-wear layers of...
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i've a lot to learn about cooking.
i made a salmon dinner the other night, the first thing i've ever tried to cook mealwise other than meat loaf. it was a hit, and not all that difficult to make, although i discovered you really need a filet knife to cut fish and that's why it's called a filet knife. serrated steak knives just don't do...
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hallo everyone, i hope the day is going splendidly for you. mine is, particularly because it's almost over.
this weekend has passed without much sleep and every waking moment has been spent either at celeste's house chasing her kids around, or binge eating at a level i did not think possible. i discovered no one in my house eats tacos, after i for whatever reason...
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i dropped cottage cheese on myself at the supermarket today. it got all over my high heels and bare legs.

i stood there attempting to look casual next to my shopping cart while my father went to alert someone to clean it up. a very thin man with bleached blonde hair and a pink polo shirt came by with an old woman and i said,...
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balls, i've managed to survive another year. a year ago, i was going to work about this time, and watching my boss at the time thoroughly wallop a drunk indian man who was trying to get into her truck. she may have been a crazy, flat-chested mulleted uberdyke, but i remember i felt safe working the graveyard shift with her after that.
anyway. today.
in...
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