dearlycorrupted

as it turns out native wouldn't serve me. fuckers. something about arizona law saying that until you had actually opened again on the day of a person's birthday... blah blah blah. some fat bitch got on the bartender's ass, saying, "is it her birthday? is it the day before her birthday?" otherwise i bet he would have served me. i looked pretty damn hot.
to prove it:






so there.