So I had my acupuncture appt this morning.
It's like this:
I change into a gown (pointless rag to cover my bits). 3 People enter the room and begin to take measurements and evaluate where your energy may be blocked. They touch you all over, have you make fists, and touch your pinky to your pointer, sometimes you have to cup your 1 hand over your ear... All of this takes like 10 minutes and at this point you realize modesty is no option here. I find out my yin is to relaxed... So the doc "taps" me out while I hummmmmm.
Okay now it's time to start: needle in feet, ankles, the sides of my hands, my cheeks, forehead, top of my head, and finally right on the breast bone. Not done yet. Now they hook me up to these electrodes that connect the needles in my head and breast bone to some pulsating "box thing". The music starts (some opera cd), the lights go out, everyone leaves, and it's time to relax. I fall asleep.
Everyone comes back in, lights up, needles out, roll over, needles in, get hooked back up again from the backside... and relax. The next thing I know an hour has past, needles are all out. I remember being told to bring my supplements and meds next week so they can be "tested". Now I get up, dress, walk out in a daze, tired--no not just tired I'm EXHAUSTED, yet refreshed, blissfully relaxed.
It's like this:
I change into a gown (pointless rag to cover my bits). 3 People enter the room and begin to take measurements and evaluate where your energy may be blocked. They touch you all over, have you make fists, and touch your pinky to your pointer, sometimes you have to cup your 1 hand over your ear... All of this takes like 10 minutes and at this point you realize modesty is no option here. I find out my yin is to relaxed... So the doc "taps" me out while I hummmmmm.
Okay now it's time to start: needle in feet, ankles, the sides of my hands, my cheeks, forehead, top of my head, and finally right on the breast bone. Not done yet. Now they hook me up to these electrodes that connect the needles in my head and breast bone to some pulsating "box thing". The music starts (some opera cd), the lights go out, everyone leaves, and it's time to relax. I fall asleep.
Everyone comes back in, lights up, needles out, roll over, needles in, get hooked back up again from the backside... and relax. The next thing I know an hour has past, needles are all out. I remember being told to bring my supplements and meds next week so they can be "tested". Now I get up, dress, walk out in a daze, tired--no not just tired I'm EXHAUSTED, yet refreshed, blissfully relaxed.
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Oh and asss smacking - every bit as intoxicating as you imply....