LOBSTER DAY
Okay so today is the offical Lobster day for me. Not to eat lobster but to go looking for one. It's sort of a long story.
Last year on this day I was arriving home from work at about 10:30 at night and it was pouring down raining outside. Well I got out of my car and grabbed my purse when something scurried near my foot.
I was like WTF was that and I looked under my car and there a couple inches from my face was a lobster ! It was a nice size lobster too. Well I was in shock! I wanted to pick him up to go show my mom. What the hell was a lobster doing skuttling around in the damn street, I thought. So I ran into the house soaking wet and grabbed a container to put him in. I ran back outside in the pouring ran and chased that lobster out from under my car and then he scurried into a drainage thing on the side of the road. I was heartbroken that I had lost my lobster friend and I ran into the house and told my mother that I had found a lobster outside.
My mom was like What THE HELL? A lobster? ONLY YOU WOULD FIND A LOBSTER OUTSIDE!!!!!!
I really didn't realize how wierd that was until the next morning. Anyways so today it is raining outside and I am hoping that my friend larry the lobster may come running out to see me again.
I look for him on rainy days anyways. I think my neighbors think i'm crazy as hell because it will be pouring down raining and I run outside and kneel down on the road and start looking for the lobster.
But it's really important to me to find him oneday.
So far NO LOBSTER today. I have just been sitting in the house bored all day long but now I actually have to get my ass up and go to the store and clean up my Kittys litter and my ferrets cage.
Until Next time.... Be looking for a lobster on the loose.
lol. oh I reminded my mom today and she said that she thinks he escaped from someones dinner pot. I hope he did!
Okay so today is the offical Lobster day for me. Not to eat lobster but to go looking for one. It's sort of a long story.
Last year on this day I was arriving home from work at about 10:30 at night and it was pouring down raining outside. Well I got out of my car and grabbed my purse when something scurried near my foot.
I was like WTF was that and I looked under my car and there a couple inches from my face was a lobster ! It was a nice size lobster too. Well I was in shock! I wanted to pick him up to go show my mom. What the hell was a lobster doing skuttling around in the damn street, I thought. So I ran into the house soaking wet and grabbed a container to put him in. I ran back outside in the pouring ran and chased that lobster out from under my car and then he scurried into a drainage thing on the side of the road. I was heartbroken that I had lost my lobster friend and I ran into the house and told my mother that I had found a lobster outside.
My mom was like What THE HELL? A lobster? ONLY YOU WOULD FIND A LOBSTER OUTSIDE!!!!!!
I really didn't realize how wierd that was until the next morning. Anyways so today it is raining outside and I am hoping that my friend larry the lobster may come running out to see me again.
I look for him on rainy days anyways. I think my neighbors think i'm crazy as hell because it will be pouring down raining and I run outside and kneel down on the road and start looking for the lobster.
But it's really important to me to find him oneday.
So far NO LOBSTER today. I have just been sitting in the house bored all day long but now I actually have to get my ass up and go to the store and clean up my Kittys litter and my ferrets cage.
Until Next time.... Be looking for a lobster on the loose.
lol. oh I reminded my mom today and she said that she thinks he escaped from someones dinner pot. I hope he did!
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laures:
That's very nice of you, I'd just end up eating them.
sirenalessandria:
lol, good luck with your lobster. i hope you find him soon. 