BASICS
Your gender: male
Straight/gay/bi: Straight
Single: yup.
Want to be: nope
Your birth day: 03/23/1970
Age you act: either 25
Age you wish you were: 17
Your height: 5'11
The colour of your eyes: hazel
Happy with it: dont care either way
The colour of your hair: brown
Happy with it: dont care either way
Left/right/ambidextrous: mostly lefty.
Your living arrangement: me, myself and I
What's your job: i work for a employment agency
Piercings: left ear, 4 times
Tattoos: 6 and counting
Obsessions: yep.
Pets: none at the present
A must have accessory: glock model 36
Do you speak another language: some italian and serbo croation
Have a favourite quote: Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol
Do you have a webpage: no, but there is a naked picture of me floating around the net that has probabl made it on a couple.
DEEP THOUGHTS
Do you live in the moment: I rarely live at all these days
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others: to tolerant
Do you have any secrets: too many
Do you hate yourself? every fucking day
Do you like your handwriting: as much as everyone else does
Do you have any bad habits: too many
What is the compliment you get most from people: that im just sooooo nice
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: jack ass.
What's your biggest fear? dying alone
Can you sing: nope
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool: huh?
Are you a loner: yes
If you were another person, would you be friends with you: nope. id probably take advantage of me like everyone else does.
Are you a daredevil: always have and always will be
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself: this survey is long enough already.. So I really dont think you want me to get into that.
Are you passive or aggressive: passive
What is your greatest strength and weakness? Strength? Dont have any right now Weaknesses? loneliness
If you could change one thing about yourself?: my ears... there way to big
There are three wells: Love, mind, strength which one do you choose: love
How do you vent? bottle it up, then tell melissa, then beat myself up for telling her.
Do you think you are emotionally strong: used to be, but not these days
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life: not being quick enough on the trigger to drop a guy before he killed a little girl and not divorcing my wife the first time i caught her having an affair.
Do you think life has been good so far: nope
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life: that its too long
What do you like the most about your body?: my eyes
And least: small penis...lol
Do you think you are good looking: not really
Are you confident: used to be
What is the fictional character you're most like: i dont know.
Do people know how you feel: I usually mask it. Lately I have been letting it show
Are you perceived wrongly: oftentimes.
Smoke: like a fucking chimney
Do drugs: used to in the 80's...
Read the newspaper: only for the comics
Pray: rarely.
Go to church? no
Talk to strangers who IM you: sometimes
Sleep with stuffed animals: no
Take walks in the rain: only when I am feeling lost
Talk to people even though you hate them: it depends
Drive: what a weird question.
Like to drive fast: too fast.
HAVE YOU EVER...
Liked your voice: no
Hurt yourself: to many times
Been out of the country: Italy, Germany, France, Austria, Hungry, Turkey, Romania, Bosnia, Kosovo, Liberia, Seria Leonne, Tunisia, Rowanda, Tanzania, Libya, Belize & Guatamala. And I was actually deported from France and italy...lol
Eaten something that made other people sick: Meatballs made out of cat and dog meat count?
Burped: every day!
Been unfaithful: plead the fifth.
Been in love: oh yes.
Gone skinny dipping: yep
Had a surgery: oh yeah and have more coming
Ran away from home: nope.
Played strip poker: yep and strip pool.. I will play strip anything
Beat someone up? Just the other week
Gotten beaten up: plenty
Been picked on: grew up being called Spock and Dumbo because of my ears
Been on stage: never
Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when, and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath: had alcohol poisen so bad once that my heart stopped
Slept outdoors: I was in the infantry.. ofcourse i have slept outdoors
Thought about suicide: plead the fifth
Pulled an all-nighter: shit i'd settle for 15 minutes right now...
If yes, what is your record: Had sex 13 times in one day once.
Gone one day without food: all the time
Talked on the phone all night: yeah
Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex: Hell I have barely hugged a member of the opposite sex let alone sleep next to one since my divorce
Slept all day? yep.
Killed someone: on occasion
Made out with a stranger: back in the 80s, all the time.
Had sex with a stranger: depends on what you consider a stranger.. We atleast talked for a couple of hours first.
Thought you're going crazy: thought? No I know
Kissed the same sex: once.. i was drunk off my ass and although I dont remember it really, i remember enough to know i didnt like it
Done anything sexual with the same sex: maybe.
Been betrayed: too many times.
Had a dream that came true: some
Broken the law: several
Met a famous person: Jay Leno and Predident Bill Clinton
Have you ever killed an animal by accident: yes
Stolen anything: in my youth
Been on radio/TV.: No but I was in People magazine and the front page cover story of the Washington Times
Been in a mosh-pit: yes
Considered religious vocation: never.
Had sex: yes
Been criticized about your sexual performance: yup
Bungee jumped: nope
Had a dream that kept coming back: everynight before my marriage.. Then they went away.. Then after my divorce they came back
CLOTHES
Shoe brand: I need to get some new Chuck Taylors
Brand of clothing: I have no style so what ever is cheapest
Do you wear cologne: some times
Do you wear perfume:
Favourite jewellery: necklaces and rings
Wear hats: rarely
Judge other people by their clothing: only frat boys
Wear make-up: only if its during kinky sex
Favourite place to shop: salvation army
Favourite article of clothing: dont really have any favorite
Are you trendy: not at all
Would you rather wear a uniform to school: hell no!
BELIEFS
Believe in life on other planets: seen proof
Miracles: nope..
Astrology: yes
Magic: nope
God? : yup cause he hates me and has made sure I know it
Satan: hes my uncle
Santa: nope cause he never brought me a train set..
Ghosts: seen'em
Luck: if there is such a thing I have havent seen any yet
Love at first sight: i used to until my divorce
Yin and Yang: yep.
Witches: I believe there are people who believe they are
Easter bunny: nope.
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever: not possible
Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow: nope cause me and 4 others actually saw the end of a rainbow hitting the ground once and there was no pot of gold.. unless we were just at the wrong end of it... see told you i have no luck
Do you wish on stars: every night.
LOVE
Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title: why would i?
Do you remember your first love: yup
Still love him/her: in my own way
Do you consider love a mistake: hello, divorced here. What do you think?
What do you find romantic? cuddeling
Turn-on: those eyes.
Turn-off: a tease
Do you base your judgement on looks alone: nope
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel: horible that i need to reject that person because i have been rejected and it sucks
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind": Ive done it both ways.. I just go with my gut instinct
Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out: yes becuase I am in a shell right now and need a girl to grab me by the hand and take me!
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: yes
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking: I can only think of one person that thinks im good looking and I think she needs glasses...lol
What is best about the opposite sex: being held or caressed
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? no comment
What's the last present someone gave you: a wheeping Budda statue...
Are you in love: Im not allowed to say
Do you consider your significant other hot: dont have one and dont anticapate one anytime soon
What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk: this is Clemson, SC... That jsut doesnt happen
THE LAST PERSON...
That haunted you: the little girl that haunts me in my dreams
You wanted to kill: no comment
That you laughed at: my exwife
That laughed at you: my exwife
That turned you on: no comment
You went shopping with: me, myself and I
That broke your heart: my exwife.
To disappoint you: they didnt disappoint me, but the current circumstances did
To ask you out: Ha!!! Never happens
To make you cry: No comment
That you thought about: no comment
You saw a movie with: Melissa
You talked to on the phone: Melissa
You talked to through IM: Rachal
You saw: melissa
You lost: Big no comment.. Jesus this thing just likes to rub shit in doesnt it
You hung out with: melissa
You thought was completely insane: ME!!!
You wanted to be: Johny Depp
You told off: the red neck that slashed my arm with a knife
ABOUT YOU
your full name:: The Dead of Winter
Age:: 35 in a few weeks (if that is my real age for those that have always thought different0
Height:: 5'11
Number of siblings:: one sister
Tattoos:: havent we already had this one? 6
Braces?:: for 5 years...
FAVOURITE
Colour:: green
Band:: squirel nut zippers
Song:: no comment
Video game:: Galaga
TV show:: Drew Carey Show
Movie:: Grosse Pointe Blank
Book:: The Theif of Always by Clive Barker
Food:: Calzone
Game on a cell phone:: dont play them
CD cover:: no idea
Flower:: dead ones
Scent:: apples
Animal:: foxes
Comic book:: dont think i have ever owned one..
Cereal:: cocco puffs
Website:: sg
Cartoon:: none
DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: does masterbating count? if not then no
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: nope
Like to sing?:: nope and there are alot of people happy with that decision
Have a job?:: unfotunately
Have a cell phone?:: unfortunately
Like to play sports?:: not really
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: unfortunately not
Have a crush on someone?:: shouldnt but do
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: nope, i used to and hope to again
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: nope. I just got divorced so I dont have much of anything, let alone more than one TV
Have any special talents/skills?:: improvised demolitions, improvised poisons, fire arms and self defense... Oh yeah and I can also cook, clean, do laundry and im great with kids.. Quite the mix huh...lol
Excercise daily?:: Ha!
Like school?:: wish I cold go back to high school... they were the best days of my life
CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?:: um... never had a need to
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: sure
Speak any other languages?:: havent learned any new ones in the last five minutes since I answered above
Read music, not just tabs?:: nope
Roll your tongue?:: like a cork screw
Eat a whole pizza?:: always
HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?:: many times
Cried to get out of trouble?:: no
Gotten lost in your city?:: yes
Seen a shooting star?:: tons.
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: yes
Had a serious surgery?:: yes
Stolen something important to someone else?:: no
Solved a rubiks cube?:: no
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: just yesterday to the grocery store
Cried over a girl?:: yes
Cried over a boy?:: um, no
Kissed a random stranger?:: yes
Hugged a random stranger?:: yes
Been in a fist fight?:: too many times
Been arrested?:: yes.. by the military police
Done drugs?:: lots in the 80s
Had alcohol?:: drinking it now
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: yes!!
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: yes
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: yes
Swore at your parents?:: not proud of it but yes
Been to warped tour?:: no
Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: was kicked there myself.. so hard that my left nut doesnt work...lol
Been in love?:: thought i was.. dont know if i believe in it anymore
Been close to love?:: same as above
Been to a casino?:: yes
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: yes
Broken a bone?:: Ha!!! Im like Jackie Chan when it comes to this question
Gotten stitches?:: Ha!!! Just the other week. 4 internal, 10 external... Before that I have had about 120 over the years
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: yes!!!
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: nope
Made homemade muffins?:: yes.. does that make me a fag?
Bitten someone?:: bit a dog once...
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: My parents said I did when I was a kid, but I dont remember anything before the age of 15 or 16 for some reason
More than 5 times?:: dunno
Been to niagra falls?:: nope
Burped in someones face?:: no
Gotten the chicken pox?:: yep
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth:: last night
Went to the bathroom:: 2 minutes ago
Read a book:: few weeks ago
Had a snow day:: a few weks ago. Wouldnt really car it snow though.. More like ice
Had a party:: Halloween..
Had a slumber party:: Hows about this weekend... Anyone up for one?
Made fun of someone:: dunno
Tripped in front of someone:: Ha! Im a dork so quite often
Went to the grocery store:: yesterday breifly
Got sick:: Ive got cancer so im always sick
Cursed:: like a drunken sailor!!!
PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables:: fruit
Black/white:: Black
Lights on/lights off:: off!
TV/movie:: Movie
Car/truck:: car
Body spray/lotion:: lotion
Cash/check:: check card
Pillows/blankets:: blankets
Headache/stomach ache:: Headache
Paint/charcoal:: caharcoal
Chinese food/mexican food:: mexican
Summer/winter:: winter
Snow/rain:: Rain
Fog/misty:: misty
Rock/rap:: Rock
Meat/vegetarian:: Meat.
Boy/girl:: girl
Chocolate/vanilla:: chocolate
Sprinkles/icing:: Icing
Cake/pie:: Cake
French toast/french fries:: French toast
Strawberries/blueberries:: Strawberries
Ocean/swimming pool:: ocean
Hugs/kisses:: hugs
Cookies/muffins:: muffins
p33n/bewbz:: What the fuck over?
Wallet/pocket:: Pocket.
Window/door:: Window.
Emo/goth:: goth
Pink/purple:: Purple
Cat/dog: dog
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: Long
Pants/shorts:: Pants
Winter break/spring break:: Winter
Spring/autumn:: Spring
Clouds/clear sky:: Clouds
Moon/mars:: Moon
FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?:: 4
What are their names?:: Nosey little fuckers arent we?
Do you have a best friend?:: yes
Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: um yeah
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: right now its 50/50
Have you ever lost a friend?:: in more ways than one
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: yeah
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:: Ha!!! Lets see if they remember: Green?
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:: sure
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:: Lately I have been a shitty friend and havent done anything nice for them... Im a bastard and should be drawn and quartered...
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: hasnt given up on me yet..
Do you miss any of your old friends?:: sure
What friend have you known the longest?:: Craig
Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?:: lots
If so, what is it?:: ran away
How often do you spend time with your friends?:: often
Do any of your friends drive?:: no we're all blind...
Has a friend of yours ever died?:: yes
Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?:: it was to incredible to be cinsidered dumb
What do you think your friends think of you?:: they worry about me too much!
LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?:: yes
If you have, with who?:: dont want to talk about it.
Are you single?:: yes, thanks for reminding me again!
Are you in a relationship?:: no
If so, for how long?:: N/A but thanks for asking
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: Hmm are we pouring salt in the wound?
What is your idea of the best date?:: sitting outside on a clear night and talking until the sun comes up.
What was your first kiss like?:: I was stonned and dont really remember it
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: 14
Do you think love is a load of shit?:: no, love is just complicated
Whats the best experience you've ever had with the opposite sex?:: considering I wasnt supose to be having sex with them at that time, I really shouldnt say... But it was the most incredible I have ever experienced.
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: on rare occasions
Have you ever been dumped?:: Harder than I care to remember...
Have you ever dumped someone?:: Yes once. I am the one that asked my wife for the divorce and left her.
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: Ive done a lot of different things and want to try even more...
WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers:: fuzzy
Hat:: smelly
Hard:: nipples
Free:: love
Space:: cadet
Taste:: vagina
Good charlotte:: on her knees I hope
Red:: blood
Deep:: secrets
Heart:: numb
Cord:: death
Cheese:: smelly
Rain:: freedom
Work:: shit
Pedal:: sweat
Head:: games
Bed:: empty
Fluff:: pillows
Hardcore:: porn
Race:: ignorance
Knife:: stitches
Jump:: faith (which I have none)
I....
am:: lost
want:: companionship
need:: a shag buddy
crave:: to be touched
love:: __________
hate:: myself
did:: secret
feel:: alone
miss:: comfort
am annoyed by:: my ex-wife
would rather:: be dead
am tired of:: being alone
will always:: continue to exist
SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?:: punk
What time is it now?:: 11:54pm
What day is it?:: sunday
Whens the last time you called someone?:: yesterday i think
How much money do you have right now?:: $22
Are you hungry?:: no
Whatcha doin?:: getting pissed at this survey
Do you like parades?:: no
Do you like the moon?:: yes
What are you going to do when youre done with this?:: same thing I do every night. Drink another beer and stare at the ceiling
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:: only to you
If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: Change history
Have you ever had a picnic?:: yes.. love'em
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: yes
What about sock em boppers?:: Ha!.. yes
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: Only during sex so no
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?:: sometimes
pretty?:: no even close
sarcastic?:: me nah...
lazy?:: always
hyper?:: nope
friendly?:: yes
evil?:: I wish I could be
smart?:: nope
strong?:: yes
talented?:: nope
dorky?:: teh biggest
ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know)
high:: ???
skip:: ???
dance:: me
lonely:: ME!!!
pen:: ???
flower:: Melissa
window:: me
psycho:: Craig
brain freeze:: Courtney
orange:: Col Edge
sassy:: Rachal
jelly:: my ex-wife cause shes a spineless little bitch...
FOR OR AGAINST
suicide:: for
love:: for
drunk drivers:: against
airplanes:: for
war:: Against
canada:: Against
united states:: for
rock music:: For
gay marriage:: for
school:: for
surveys:: for
parents:: for
cars:: for
killing:: against
britney spears:: Against
coffee:: for
pants:: against
WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?:: Yes I have
Play strip poker?:: yes I have
Run away?:: yes I have
Curse at a teacher?:: yes I have
Not take a shower for a week?:: yes i went 72 days without one...lol In a combat zone
Ask someone out?:: Not anymore.. Been turned down everytime ive tried since my divorce
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: no
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: done it many times
Go scuba diving?:: Yes i have
Write a book?:: started one.. lost it after my divorce
Become a rockstar?:: no
Have casual sex?:: yes
LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?:: what evers cheapest
What kind of computer do you have?:: black
What grade are you in?:: not
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: no
Or just make out?:: Dont have anyone to make out with in a movie
How many posters do you have in your room?:: none I hardly own shit...
How many cds do you have?: about 5
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?:: Fuck you!!!
Your gender: male
Straight/gay/bi: Straight
Single: yup.
Want to be: nope
Your birth day: 03/23/1970
Age you act: either 25
Age you wish you were: 17
Your height: 5'11
The colour of your eyes: hazel
Happy with it: dont care either way
The colour of your hair: brown
Happy with it: dont care either way
Left/right/ambidextrous: mostly lefty.
Your living arrangement: me, myself and I
What's your job: i work for a employment agency
Piercings: left ear, 4 times
Tattoos: 6 and counting
Obsessions: yep.
Pets: none at the present
A must have accessory: glock model 36
Do you speak another language: some italian and serbo croation
Have a favourite quote: Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol
Do you have a webpage: no, but there is a naked picture of me floating around the net that has probabl made it on a couple.
DEEP THOUGHTS
Do you live in the moment: I rarely live at all these days
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others: to tolerant
Do you have any secrets: too many
Do you hate yourself? every fucking day
Do you like your handwriting: as much as everyone else does
Do you have any bad habits: too many
What is the compliment you get most from people: that im just sooooo nice
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: jack ass.
What's your biggest fear? dying alone
Can you sing: nope
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool: huh?
Are you a loner: yes
If you were another person, would you be friends with you: nope. id probably take advantage of me like everyone else does.
Are you a daredevil: always have and always will be
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself: this survey is long enough already.. So I really dont think you want me to get into that.
Are you passive or aggressive: passive
What is your greatest strength and weakness? Strength? Dont have any right now Weaknesses? loneliness
If you could change one thing about yourself?: my ears... there way to big
There are three wells: Love, mind, strength which one do you choose: love
How do you vent? bottle it up, then tell melissa, then beat myself up for telling her.
Do you think you are emotionally strong: used to be, but not these days
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life: not being quick enough on the trigger to drop a guy before he killed a little girl and not divorcing my wife the first time i caught her having an affair.
Do you think life has been good so far: nope
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life: that its too long
What do you like the most about your body?: my eyes
And least: small penis...lol
Do you think you are good looking: not really
Are you confident: used to be
What is the fictional character you're most like: i dont know.
Do people know how you feel: I usually mask it. Lately I have been letting it show
Are you perceived wrongly: oftentimes.
Smoke: like a fucking chimney
Do drugs: used to in the 80's...
Read the newspaper: only for the comics
Pray: rarely.
Go to church? no
Talk to strangers who IM you: sometimes
Sleep with stuffed animals: no
Take walks in the rain: only when I am feeling lost
Talk to people even though you hate them: it depends
Drive: what a weird question.
Like to drive fast: too fast.
HAVE YOU EVER...
Liked your voice: no
Hurt yourself: to many times
Been out of the country: Italy, Germany, France, Austria, Hungry, Turkey, Romania, Bosnia, Kosovo, Liberia, Seria Leonne, Tunisia, Rowanda, Tanzania, Libya, Belize & Guatamala. And I was actually deported from France and italy...lol
Eaten something that made other people sick: Meatballs made out of cat and dog meat count?
Burped: every day!
Been unfaithful: plead the fifth.
Been in love: oh yes.
Gone skinny dipping: yep
Had a surgery: oh yeah and have more coming
Ran away from home: nope.
Played strip poker: yep and strip pool.. I will play strip anything
Beat someone up? Just the other week
Gotten beaten up: plenty
Been picked on: grew up being called Spock and Dumbo because of my ears
Been on stage: never
Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when, and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath: had alcohol poisen so bad once that my heart stopped
Slept outdoors: I was in the infantry.. ofcourse i have slept outdoors
Thought about suicide: plead the fifth
Pulled an all-nighter: shit i'd settle for 15 minutes right now...
If yes, what is your record: Had sex 13 times in one day once.
Gone one day without food: all the time
Talked on the phone all night: yeah
Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex: Hell I have barely hugged a member of the opposite sex let alone sleep next to one since my divorce
Slept all day? yep.
Killed someone: on occasion
Made out with a stranger: back in the 80s, all the time.
Had sex with a stranger: depends on what you consider a stranger.. We atleast talked for a couple of hours first.
Thought you're going crazy: thought? No I know
Kissed the same sex: once.. i was drunk off my ass and although I dont remember it really, i remember enough to know i didnt like it
Done anything sexual with the same sex: maybe.
Been betrayed: too many times.
Had a dream that came true: some
Broken the law: several
Met a famous person: Jay Leno and Predident Bill Clinton
Have you ever killed an animal by accident: yes
Stolen anything: in my youth
Been on radio/TV.: No but I was in People magazine and the front page cover story of the Washington Times
Been in a mosh-pit: yes
Considered religious vocation: never.
Had sex: yes
Been criticized about your sexual performance: yup
Bungee jumped: nope
Had a dream that kept coming back: everynight before my marriage.. Then they went away.. Then after my divorce they came back
CLOTHES
Shoe brand: I need to get some new Chuck Taylors
Brand of clothing: I have no style so what ever is cheapest
Do you wear cologne: some times
Do you wear perfume:
Favourite jewellery: necklaces and rings
Wear hats: rarely
Judge other people by their clothing: only frat boys
Wear make-up: only if its during kinky sex
Favourite place to shop: salvation army
Favourite article of clothing: dont really have any favorite
Are you trendy: not at all
Would you rather wear a uniform to school: hell no!
BELIEFS
Believe in life on other planets: seen proof
Miracles: nope..
Astrology: yes
Magic: nope
God? : yup cause he hates me and has made sure I know it
Satan: hes my uncle
Santa: nope cause he never brought me a train set..
Ghosts: seen'em
Luck: if there is such a thing I have havent seen any yet
Love at first sight: i used to until my divorce
Yin and Yang: yep.
Witches: I believe there are people who believe they are
Easter bunny: nope.
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever: not possible
Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow: nope cause me and 4 others actually saw the end of a rainbow hitting the ground once and there was no pot of gold.. unless we were just at the wrong end of it... see told you i have no luck
Do you wish on stars: every night.
LOVE
Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title: why would i?
Do you remember your first love: yup
Still love him/her: in my own way
Do you consider love a mistake: hello, divorced here. What do you think?
What do you find romantic? cuddeling
Turn-on: those eyes.
Turn-off: a tease
Do you base your judgement on looks alone: nope
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel: horible that i need to reject that person because i have been rejected and it sucks
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind": Ive done it both ways.. I just go with my gut instinct
Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out: yes becuase I am in a shell right now and need a girl to grab me by the hand and take me!
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: yes
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking: I can only think of one person that thinks im good looking and I think she needs glasses...lol
What is best about the opposite sex: being held or caressed
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? no comment
What's the last present someone gave you: a wheeping Budda statue...
Are you in love: Im not allowed to say
Do you consider your significant other hot: dont have one and dont anticapate one anytime soon
What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk: this is Clemson, SC... That jsut doesnt happen
THE LAST PERSON...
That haunted you: the little girl that haunts me in my dreams
You wanted to kill: no comment
That you laughed at: my exwife
That laughed at you: my exwife
That turned you on: no comment
You went shopping with: me, myself and I
That broke your heart: my exwife.
To disappoint you: they didnt disappoint me, but the current circumstances did
To ask you out: Ha!!! Never happens
To make you cry: No comment
That you thought about: no comment
You saw a movie with: Melissa
You talked to on the phone: Melissa
You talked to through IM: Rachal
You saw: melissa
You lost: Big no comment.. Jesus this thing just likes to rub shit in doesnt it
You hung out with: melissa
You thought was completely insane: ME!!!
You wanted to be: Johny Depp
You told off: the red neck that slashed my arm with a knife
ABOUT YOU
your full name:: The Dead of Winter
Age:: 35 in a few weeks (if that is my real age for those that have always thought different0
Height:: 5'11
Number of siblings:: one sister
Tattoos:: havent we already had this one? 6
Braces?:: for 5 years...
FAVOURITE
Colour:: green
Band:: squirel nut zippers
Song:: no comment
Video game:: Galaga
TV show:: Drew Carey Show
Movie:: Grosse Pointe Blank
Book:: The Theif of Always by Clive Barker
Food:: Calzone
Game on a cell phone:: dont play them
CD cover:: no idea
Flower:: dead ones
Scent:: apples
Animal:: foxes
Comic book:: dont think i have ever owned one..
Cereal:: cocco puffs
Website:: sg
Cartoon:: none
DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: does masterbating count? if not then no
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: nope
Like to sing?:: nope and there are alot of people happy with that decision
Have a job?:: unfotunately
Have a cell phone?:: unfortunately
Like to play sports?:: not really
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: unfortunately not
Have a crush on someone?:: shouldnt but do
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: nope, i used to and hope to again
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: nope. I just got divorced so I dont have much of anything, let alone more than one TV
Have any special talents/skills?:: improvised demolitions, improvised poisons, fire arms and self defense... Oh yeah and I can also cook, clean, do laundry and im great with kids.. Quite the mix huh...lol
Excercise daily?:: Ha!
Like school?:: wish I cold go back to high school... they were the best days of my life
CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?:: um... never had a need to
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: sure
Speak any other languages?:: havent learned any new ones in the last five minutes since I answered above
Read music, not just tabs?:: nope
Roll your tongue?:: like a cork screw
Eat a whole pizza?:: always
HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?:: many times
Cried to get out of trouble?:: no
Gotten lost in your city?:: yes
Seen a shooting star?:: tons.
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: yes
Had a serious surgery?:: yes
Stolen something important to someone else?:: no
Solved a rubiks cube?:: no
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: just yesterday to the grocery store
Cried over a girl?:: yes
Cried over a boy?:: um, no
Kissed a random stranger?:: yes
Hugged a random stranger?:: yes
Been in a fist fight?:: too many times
Been arrested?:: yes.. by the military police
Done drugs?:: lots in the 80s
Had alcohol?:: drinking it now
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: yes!!
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: yes
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: yes
Swore at your parents?:: not proud of it but yes
Been to warped tour?:: no
Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: was kicked there myself.. so hard that my left nut doesnt work...lol
Been in love?:: thought i was.. dont know if i believe in it anymore
Been close to love?:: same as above
Been to a casino?:: yes
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: yes
Broken a bone?:: Ha!!! Im like Jackie Chan when it comes to this question
Gotten stitches?:: Ha!!! Just the other week. 4 internal, 10 external... Before that I have had about 120 over the years
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: yes!!!
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: nope
Made homemade muffins?:: yes.. does that make me a fag?
Bitten someone?:: bit a dog once...
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: My parents said I did when I was a kid, but I dont remember anything before the age of 15 or 16 for some reason
More than 5 times?:: dunno
Been to niagra falls?:: nope
Burped in someones face?:: no
Gotten the chicken pox?:: yep
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth:: last night
Went to the bathroom:: 2 minutes ago
Read a book:: few weeks ago
Had a snow day:: a few weks ago. Wouldnt really car it snow though.. More like ice
Had a party:: Halloween..
Had a slumber party:: Hows about this weekend... Anyone up for one?
Made fun of someone:: dunno
Tripped in front of someone:: Ha! Im a dork so quite often
Went to the grocery store:: yesterday breifly
Got sick:: Ive got cancer so im always sick
Cursed:: like a drunken sailor!!!
PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables:: fruit
Black/white:: Black
Lights on/lights off:: off!
TV/movie:: Movie
Car/truck:: car
Body spray/lotion:: lotion
Cash/check:: check card
Pillows/blankets:: blankets
Headache/stomach ache:: Headache
Paint/charcoal:: caharcoal
Chinese food/mexican food:: mexican
Summer/winter:: winter
Snow/rain:: Rain
Fog/misty:: misty
Rock/rap:: Rock
Meat/vegetarian:: Meat.
Boy/girl:: girl
Chocolate/vanilla:: chocolate
Sprinkles/icing:: Icing
Cake/pie:: Cake
French toast/french fries:: French toast
Strawberries/blueberries:: Strawberries
Ocean/swimming pool:: ocean
Hugs/kisses:: hugs
Cookies/muffins:: muffins
p33n/bewbz:: What the fuck over?
Wallet/pocket:: Pocket.
Window/door:: Window.
Emo/goth:: goth
Pink/purple:: Purple
Cat/dog: dog
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: Long
Pants/shorts:: Pants
Winter break/spring break:: Winter
Spring/autumn:: Spring
Clouds/clear sky:: Clouds
Moon/mars:: Moon
FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?:: 4
What are their names?:: Nosey little fuckers arent we?
Do you have a best friend?:: yes
Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: um yeah
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: right now its 50/50
Have you ever lost a friend?:: in more ways than one
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: yeah
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:: Ha!!! Lets see if they remember: Green?
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:: sure
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:: Lately I have been a shitty friend and havent done anything nice for them... Im a bastard and should be drawn and quartered...
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: hasnt given up on me yet..
Do you miss any of your old friends?:: sure
What friend have you known the longest?:: Craig
Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?:: lots
If so, what is it?:: ran away
How often do you spend time with your friends?:: often
Do any of your friends drive?:: no we're all blind...
Has a friend of yours ever died?:: yes
Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?:: it was to incredible to be cinsidered dumb
What do you think your friends think of you?:: they worry about me too much!
LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?:: yes
If you have, with who?:: dont want to talk about it.
Are you single?:: yes, thanks for reminding me again!
Are you in a relationship?:: no
If so, for how long?:: N/A but thanks for asking
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: Hmm are we pouring salt in the wound?
What is your idea of the best date?:: sitting outside on a clear night and talking until the sun comes up.
What was your first kiss like?:: I was stonned and dont really remember it
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: 14
Do you think love is a load of shit?:: no, love is just complicated
Whats the best experience you've ever had with the opposite sex?:: considering I wasnt supose to be having sex with them at that time, I really shouldnt say... But it was the most incredible I have ever experienced.
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: on rare occasions
Have you ever been dumped?:: Harder than I care to remember...
Have you ever dumped someone?:: Yes once. I am the one that asked my wife for the divorce and left her.
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: Ive done a lot of different things and want to try even more...
WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers:: fuzzy
Hat:: smelly
Hard:: nipples
Free:: love
Space:: cadet
Taste:: vagina
Good charlotte:: on her knees I hope
Red:: blood
Deep:: secrets
Heart:: numb
Cord:: death
Cheese:: smelly
Rain:: freedom
Work:: shit
Pedal:: sweat
Head:: games
Bed:: empty
Fluff:: pillows
Hardcore:: porn
Race:: ignorance
Knife:: stitches
Jump:: faith (which I have none)
I....
am:: lost
want:: companionship
need:: a shag buddy
crave:: to be touched
love:: __________
hate:: myself
did:: secret
feel:: alone
miss:: comfort
am annoyed by:: my ex-wife
would rather:: be dead
am tired of:: being alone
will always:: continue to exist
SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?:: punk
What time is it now?:: 11:54pm
What day is it?:: sunday
Whens the last time you called someone?:: yesterday i think
How much money do you have right now?:: $22
Are you hungry?:: no
Whatcha doin?:: getting pissed at this survey
Do you like parades?:: no
Do you like the moon?:: yes
What are you going to do when youre done with this?:: same thing I do every night. Drink another beer and stare at the ceiling
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:: only to you
If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: Change history
Have you ever had a picnic?:: yes.. love'em
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: yes
What about sock em boppers?:: Ha!.. yes
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: Only during sex so no
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?:: sometimes
pretty?:: no even close
sarcastic?:: me nah...
lazy?:: always
hyper?:: nope
friendly?:: yes
evil?:: I wish I could be
smart?:: nope
strong?:: yes
talented?:: nope
dorky?:: teh biggest
ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know)
high:: ???
skip:: ???
dance:: me
lonely:: ME!!!
pen:: ???
flower:: Melissa
window:: me
psycho:: Craig
brain freeze:: Courtney
orange:: Col Edge
sassy:: Rachal
jelly:: my ex-wife cause shes a spineless little bitch...
FOR OR AGAINST
suicide:: for
love:: for
drunk drivers:: against
airplanes:: for
war:: Against
canada:: Against
united states:: for
rock music:: For
gay marriage:: for
school:: for
surveys:: for
parents:: for
cars:: for
killing:: against
britney spears:: Against
coffee:: for
pants:: against
WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?:: Yes I have
Play strip poker?:: yes I have
Run away?:: yes I have
Curse at a teacher?:: yes I have
Not take a shower for a week?:: yes i went 72 days without one...lol In a combat zone
Ask someone out?:: Not anymore.. Been turned down everytime ive tried since my divorce
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: no
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: done it many times
Go scuba diving?:: Yes i have
Write a book?:: started one.. lost it after my divorce
Become a rockstar?:: no
Have casual sex?:: yes
LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?:: what evers cheapest
What kind of computer do you have?:: black
What grade are you in?:: not
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: no
Or just make out?:: Dont have anyone to make out with in a movie
How many posters do you have in your room?:: none I hardly own shit...
How many cds do you have?: about 5
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?:: Fuck you!!!
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I will try to look for you on line. My computer at work loves to eat my friends list on AOL, so I may need to wait a few days. Take care love. If you see thejudasroach, that would be me.
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