deadmansparty

My left testicle hurts, no wait...
it's the right one.
Why aren't these things labled
so I don't forget.
Two weeks until vacation in Canada.
Fishing, drinking, eating & being on the
water for a week. Getting to walk through
the woods to get to the bar while stoned
outta my head in the pitch black night is
the best. I feel like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo
because of the paranoia, animals making
making noises all around and I can see 10 feet
ahead. Then on the way back I'm drunk off my
ass so it's twice as fun.