deadmansparty

It's already started again goddamnit,
I had a mouse run out in front of me on
my way to work this morning.
I possibley hit a bird and probably hit one
that was just hit by a car in front of me.
On top of that some stupid little bastard
pulled out in front of me yesterday so I hit the
brakes, yanked the wheel and wound up
less then a foot away from him and parallel to his car.
I'd like to thank Knight Rider, The A Team,
The Dukes of Hazard and The Blues Brothers
for my driving inspiration and skillz.
The 3 windshields I've bounced off of aside