deadmansparty

Has anyone realized that people have gotten so
fat that even our toothpaste has to taste like candy
so that we can keep our teeth to eat more food to
make us even fatter? Vicious cycle.
Whats happend to all the good vices.
Alcohol has given way to lattes and cigarettes
have been outlawed so that my smoke doesn't
bother you, but your children can ruin my meal
by screaming and throwing their shit. Why can't
we cut a few seconds off their life expectency???
BTW, I don't smoke but I needed something to
bitch about