deadmansparty

They've found me. One has a boyfriend and hangs around me saying that she'd be sleeping with me if she wasn't with him, who says shit like that.
The other is an employee that is in a "situation" and getting fired. We went to high school together and she never looked twice at me. Get with an asshole and appreciate the nice guy, huh. Not happening, I have enough porn to keep me held up in my apartment like the Montana Freemen.
Beer, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems