anyway, I'll stop being 7 now...i loved being 7, I had a bright yellow Rambo skateboard...untill i fell off a lot and my mum took it away....the bitch, if it wasn't for her, i would of learnt to withstand physical pain, to the point where MTV would pay me to travel around the world being stupid like Jackass and Dirty Sanchez.....
*DISCLAIMER* my mum isn't a bitch, she is quite nice actually, and would batter me for saying that...lol....and proabbly smack you for reading it.....she's like a rambo housewife, but a hell of a lot tougher...and probably has a bigger gun somewhere...not that i would ever be allowed to play with it...
anyway....
I am off to the doctors tomorrow again for a 2 week review, am hopping to get signed off for another couple of weeks, because the thought of going back still causes sleepless nights and lots off ill health type stuff (read as BAD IBS attacks!!! which (literally) stinks).....my other worry is that I haven't heard of this job from last week who said thety would call this week to confirm, but they did say it would be towards the end of the week, and we are only in the middle, but fingers crossed that still happens....I have the local paper and 36 pages of jobs as a back up...I bet they are all shit...
so, carolines ickle sister has dropped a mini bombshell that when she movesd in with us (or more accurately, we all move out somewhere bigger) she wants to bring a freind with us....which initially was a bit like oh...untill we realised, bills going 4 ways will make life a lot easier, and should eventually mean I can get credit cards, loans under control, and also when she finally mentioned who she wanted to move in with us...I was swayed...mostly cos I shall be living with the three on the right.....
also, this week I have mostly been doing this...
this was caused by the Infamous Bashter texting me dodgy TVX Fern Britton lookalike porn the other night...
the only drawback being, is that I have remembered all those mornings as a student where I have knocked one out over the thougt of a lovely fern tit-wank....she has the perfect balance of MILF and Filth....god I may need some counselling after all....lol
i have also been selling stuff on the magical land of EBAY
Wonderful Gifts of Ebayness....free steve smell with every order...
and finally, I must thank Bash for all the awesome wrestling clips its odd how I consider anyone willing to kill them,selves in the name of entertainment to be pretty cool, ffs, one of my heroes is Mick Foley...
anyway, thank you for putting up with this pretty self indulgent blog....
to reward you...enjoy me in my pants....
Thanks again for reading!!
im grumpy and sad today.