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Went to see Jimmy Carr last night, for carolines sisters brithday, so I didn't even have to pay!! and he was proper fucking funny, with some very sick jokes....my favourite being (be warned!!)

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

How do you know the girl is a bit too young???

when you have to make the aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth!!



and also...
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bellica:
Same here... I was practicing for when I've got my live going, but since the guy with the router went to Europe, I decided I should play more Harry Potter and avoid spraining a finger, LOL... tongue
torgaddon:
Jimmy carr is so funny, but way to close to the bone sometimes.
Hope work goes well for you. Have fun in vegas. smile
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well...am less bored today....
thank you very much to the luscious and lovely Libra for keeping me occupied on friday night wink biggrin always good to chat, I really should go on MSN more often, I just try to avoid certain people on there, a certain twat who owes me a lot of money, and is a miserable goth who wears about 17 different shades of black...fucking...
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escapeodt:
holy shit dude...how the hell do you find time for anything with a better half like that??
bellica:
Yeah, he needs training alright, but he'll get the hang of it eventually I hope... How's GH3 going?
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fuck...am bored!!

caroline has gone out looking very shiny and glamorous, guess I'll get the smudged make up look in the morning instead...lol....sorry, that sounded mean rather than funny...oops!! didn't mean too biggrin

erm...yeah...bored...

I had an interview yesterday for a Team Leader job for a car finance/dealership company in thier call centre/head office, seemed ok, but they were really sketchy about the pay!! bastards!! but...
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clio:
aww I was near nottingham with Daughters recently.
killa_:
that all sounds scary!!! i thin i may be scared for life if i watch any of that!
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* Warning This BLog Contains Expluicit Content, if you suffer any sort of Heart Condition, Back Pain, Upper Limb Disroder, or easily shocked, please consult your Doctor before reading this blog*

in other Words HOT COCK ACTION!!!!

well...

after a shitty half day at work on friday we braved the train to lovely wet and windy Leeds (in fairness everywhere in the UK is fucking...
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libra:
whoops so you did!!!! sorry


i love that lucky cat...i want it too!!

what flavour chocolate orange do you want for xmas day? im buying them tomorrow!!!



kiss kiss kiss
lilandra:
Thank you hun, im so so relieved!!! biggrin
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Almost the weekend...woo!!

Looking forward to an awesome weekend with the Lovely chomper, the insatiable Bashter, and the juicy lucylicious libra in the not quite as glamourous, but still always fun, Leeds biggrin

I am looking forward to lots of random chit chat, some big ass carvery meals, a laugh at the karaoke, and all around just seeing my bestest mates, and doing some...
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sticks:
But...is GH3 as good as GH2? I've heard lots of dissenting opinions on it, but then again, there are a shit-ton of Harmonix fanboys on the internet . biggrin
lilandra:
Yours is al cock eh,we shall see!!!
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I am finally back on, sorry for going quiet.....now its the thing you've all been waiting for....the new blog from the deadman (not the undertaker)


ok.....let us begin.....in order to make this easier, and beauce I am lazy, I shall be doing this in a What I does Hate this week and What I does Love this week type of thing....

What I does Hate...
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chomper:
Lol yes i think that's only fair biggrin
chomper:
Whooohoo yeah nearly there now and i have new shoes and outfit and bag and everything lol I'm all excited biggrin
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chomper:
lol It's not bad at all laughing at that picture It's fantastic I might have it as my new profile picture I can't tell you how much i would love to do that lol I bet you can think of plenty of customers that would deserve that treatment too biggrin

You know i saved all those pictures and can't remember where i got them from so i can't buy them lol I'm so thick Never mind cos i'm on a mission to make money now for a holiday biggrin

lol that Shaun of the dead picture is fantastic How dare Tesco's open at 11am it's totally unacceptable lol

Love you gorgeous *hugs* kiss kiss kiss
chomper:
Eeeeeeee can't wait to see you Your welcome to come when you want hun It'd be nice if you can come friday night Mark can come and pick you up from the train station and our local has a funny karaoke night we thought we could go there and probably have a meal at the carvery again biggrin If you'd like to do that and Bruno is going to the kennels friday morning and staying while sunday night so we won't get hassled .....or bitten lol

Yay idea's always sound good in your head It's a different matter actually sticking to them lol I have that plan not to eat most days but it never seems to work When we go to the supermarket for our weekly shop i never buy anything cos i'm not gonna eat all week and then i end up spending a fortune on takeaways lol biggrin
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well then, what has happended since my last blog....I know your all dying to know....

well, apart from working some more, and having a team meeting that made me a little more motivaterd, then next day got letter declineing my loan application was back to where io started, but enough of all that work rubbish....

Today we met the absolutely lovely Killa_, who is...
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killa_:
i hate leet speak!!! argh!1!! *poke in the eye*
killa_:
you didnt just poke me in the eye with leet speak did you?!!! how rude. im going to tell santa to stick you on his naughty list
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lilandra:
thanks hun, it was a good night!!! biggrin
bellica:
Aaaawww... I'm sorry, you'll have to wait, like me for DDR, LOL... tongue
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OK, SHAMELESS PLUG OUT THE WAY....

So then my little lovelies....how's it going?? what ya doing???

Well, since the horrid Mid week KFC diasaster I have been a good boy and shunning Junk Food, in a bid to stay healthy, however I am also trying...
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killa_:
yeah, back pain sucks.. still hurts laods.. but ive got to go to work tomorrow.. whihc im not happy about. no one else to do my job. so im under pressure to go back in. whihc sucks.. and 'back pain' is a really lame excuse to ring in sick i think. and i will have to have a 'back to work' meeting... where they quiz me on how sick i really am.

blah.

managed one DVD. feel asleep through the second... then watched The Rock with my mum. my fave film ever! yays!

it is exciting about terry.. but i still want to go to teh stuido, and lay down some pennies for it so it gets done, rather than, when he gets around to it. you knwo what i mean? otherwise im going to chicken out of a painful rib tatt!
killa_:
i dont get excited about tatts.. just terrified.... i get worried i wont like it, or it will look stupid lol...

i now stink of deep heat.. i will go in tomorrow and try and set the week up.. so it should be okay if i cant make wednesday. i now stink of deep heat... and still hurt! argh!

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its halfway through the week....thank god....

today i came home early to watch star trek voyager....oh and to see purplesiamese who only had half a day today!!! not fair....lol, she was meant to get her tattoo finished, but its still a bit scabby to risk being touched up!!

have spent most of today feeling ill, as much as I would like to blame stress and...
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lilandra:
Hey you, havent heard from you in ages, how are you hun, hows work going!!! kiss
lilandra:
I think i will put a pic in once a month so hopefully you can noice a difference, lol
But ill slip some others in ust for you, xxx

Its the first time i have really felt confident in being able to do something about my weight, something just snapped on wednesday and i decided to go for it!! biggrin
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well...updating by special request from chomper, as didn't like seeing her favourite pervert upset...so here is a cheerier blog for the lovely lady, who has very good taste in perverts!!

today I have oddly decided that enough is enough, and that I really do just want to loose a bit of weight, msotly cos I'm fed up of bad knees, bad back, feeling out...
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lilandra:
Im always gushing with my lkady love, lol

We dont have enough space to download films at the moment, but were planning on updating marcs soon. xxx
chomper:
Haaaaahhhhaaa You lower the tone so well Big hugs to my favourite pervert This cheered me up so much I love your big luminous penis lol

Good Luck with the diet hun personally i think you are fantastic just as you are but i know what you mean if your feeling uncomfortable you need to do it for yourself

Massive perv or kinky git? ......Hmmmm i think your a massivley perverted kinky git lol just the way i love you *hugs* kiss kiss kiss