I've been tagged by the lovely Amanda to write twenty interesting facts about myself 
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1) I have a degree in illustration.
2) I became the 2001 Windsor and Newton Young Artist of the Year after entering a watercolour painting at the Mall Galleries in London. (Yawn)
3) I haven't painted now for three years . I miss it sometimes.
4) I used to be a real prude and didn't like my girlfriends showing off too much skin (oh how things change
).
5) My first love was a girl called Amanda I met at art college back in 1991. She had a boyfriend at the time and left the same year.
6) I have never had a one-night stand.
7) I am very shy and meeting new people scares the shit out of me.
8) I have very intimate scars caused by accidents (with paddling pools) and operations, unfortunately for my furry fun bag I have a 11 stone puppy which loves to pounce on my privates so life aint going to get any easier
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9) I've never cheated on a girl but Ive been cheated on by most.
10) The fist gig I ever went to was David Lee Roth when I was 14/15, Warrant was his support "She's my Cherry Pie" come on I know you all know it .
11) I met a lovely girl called Amanda in 1999 and we're still together
.
12) I have a pet tarantula, she's been with me for 14 years, and shes such a sweetie.
13) My first serious girlfriend was a divorcee mother of two mutants whose ex hubby left her for another man. She was also 10 years older than I was. Man I must have been desperate .
14) I went to my first titty bar in San Francisco, Larry Flints Hustler Bar no less .
15) My nickname used to be snake hips because of the way I dance (I didn't think snakes had hips
)
16) I only dance if I've been drinking .
17) Never done drugs apart form weed.
18) I used to breakdance when I was a wee nipper
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19) Bon Jovi was the first Rock Band I liked .
20) I like being on the bottom
Ok enough of me heres the gorgeous miss Vicky
.
1) I have a degree in illustration.
2) I became the 2001 Windsor and Newton Young Artist of the Year after entering a watercolour painting at the Mall Galleries in London. (Yawn)
3) I haven't painted now for three years
. I miss it sometimes.
4) I used to be a real prude and didn't like my girlfriends showing off too much skin (oh how things change
).
5) My first love was a girl called Amanda I met at art college back in 1991. She had a boyfriend at the time and left the same year.
6) I have never had a one-night stand.
7) I am very shy and meeting new people scares the shit out of me.
8) I have very intimate scars caused by accidents (with paddling pools) and operations, unfortunately for my furry fun bag I have a 11 stone puppy which loves to pounce on my privates so life aint going to get any easier
.
9) I've never cheated on a girl but Ive been cheated on by most.
10) The fist gig I ever went to was David Lee Roth when I was 14/15, Warrant was his support "She's my Cherry Pie" come on I know you all know it
.
11) I met a lovely girl called Amanda in 1999 and we're still together
.
12) I have a pet tarantula, she's been with me for 14 years, and shes such a sweetie.
13) My first serious girlfriend was a divorcee mother of two mutants whose ex hubby left her for another man. She was also 10 years older than I was. Man I must have been desperate
.
14) I went to my first titty bar in San Francisco, Larry Flints Hustler Bar no less
.
15) My nickname used to be snake hips because of the way I dance (I didn't think snakes had hips
)
16) I only dance if I've been drinking
.
17) Never done drugs apart form weed.
18) I used to breakdance when I was a wee nipper
.
19) Bon Jovi was the first Rock Band I liked
.
20) I like being on the bottom
Ok enough of me heres the gorgeous miss Vicky
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what makes you think she's gonna brake him, or anytime soon