deadish

2 Chav kids walk in to the comic shop today, one walks up to AJB and asks -
"you got any spider-man No1's?"
AJB - "yeah, I've got like 200 out the back"
Chav kid "Really?!"
AJB "No!"
CK "what d'ya say that for then when you haven't got any?!"
AJB "cos you asked me a stupid question"
CK "well, have you got any?"
AJB "yeah, I've got about 200 out the back!"
CK "Really!"
AJB "NO!"
CK *grumbles about this place being shit and says he's never coming back*
AJB "just as well, you're barred!"