deadguyperez

So my dad had a heart attack this weekend. He was working at the UF library when he collapsed and woke up on a gurney. Luckily, the university has a good hospital there. It seems like he's gonna be ok but he has a lot of crap clogging up his pipes. It's weird because up until the past couple months, he was exercising twice a week. He's always been pretty thin and he seems to take pretty good care of himself. Even while he was laid up in the hospital he still found time to be an ass, though. He was asking about the weather here and I told him it was getting pretty chilly. He replied, "I wouldn't like that but I guess you have more meat on your bones...you notice I didn't say fat." WTF?! He nearly dies, then gives me a back-handed compliment! Fucker. Anyway, I'm glad the old bastard is ok.