Tales from the Dork Side:
Okay, so now my little writings have a name. I kind of like it. For now, at least. Even if I'm the only person that enjoys seeing my thoughts in print.
The Scooby Doo movie is coming out soon, and I say screw the critics. They're all panning it, and it may completely bite, but I'm still going to watch it. I mean come on...Lilliard IS Shaggy. I grinned like the Cheshire Cat when I saw the first commercial and he said "...and who's my best buddy?" and the CGI Scooby said "Rooby Doo?" Good stuff. Yeah, I know. That Dork Side thing is looking pretty appropriate, huh? I can't help it. Shaggy and Scoobs make up about half of my fond childhood memories.
Someone asked me jokingly once, "Who would you rather do, Daphne or Velma?" I say jokingly, because everyone knew everyone else in the room was going to say Daphne. Not me, baby. I stood up after everyone DID spout off the more luscious of the two, and commanded their attention. I told them it would have to be Velma. Everyone was shocked, knowing my weakness for redheads and purple dresses AND my complete dislike for the color orange. So I told them why I'd pick the smart one: You KNOW she gives better head than Daphne, and who wouldn't want to here that sweet little thing cry out "Jinkies!" in the heat of passion?
Needless to say, I have quite the reputation back home.
Okay, so now my little writings have a name. I kind of like it. For now, at least. Even if I'm the only person that enjoys seeing my thoughts in print.
The Scooby Doo movie is coming out soon, and I say screw the critics. They're all panning it, and it may completely bite, but I'm still going to watch it. I mean come on...Lilliard IS Shaggy. I grinned like the Cheshire Cat when I saw the first commercial and he said "...and who's my best buddy?" and the CGI Scooby said "Rooby Doo?" Good stuff. Yeah, I know. That Dork Side thing is looking pretty appropriate, huh? I can't help it. Shaggy and Scoobs make up about half of my fond childhood memories.
Someone asked me jokingly once, "Who would you rather do, Daphne or Velma?" I say jokingly, because everyone knew everyone else in the room was going to say Daphne. Not me, baby. I stood up after everyone DID spout off the more luscious of the two, and commanded their attention. I told them it would have to be Velma. Everyone was shocked, knowing my weakness for redheads and purple dresses AND my complete dislike for the color orange. So I told them why I'd pick the smart one: You KNOW she gives better head than Daphne, and who wouldn't want to here that sweet little thing cry out "Jinkies!" in the heat of passion?
Needless to say, I have quite the reputation back home.
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Ha! Jinkies, indeed.
geezer
Really, though, i'd do them both at the same time. Little mystery-solving tramps.