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Tuesday Jun 11, 2002

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Tales from the Dork Side:

Okay, so now my little writings have a name. I kind of like it. For now, at least. Even if I'm the only person that enjoys seeing my thoughts in print.

The Scooby Doo movie is coming out soon, and I say screw the critics. They're all panning it, and it may completely bite, but I'm still going to watch it. I mean come on...Lilliard IS Shaggy. I grinned like the Cheshire Cat when I saw the first commercial and he said "...and who's my best buddy?" and the CGI Scooby said "Rooby Doo?" Good stuff. Yeah, I know. That Dork Side thing is looking pretty appropriate, huh? I can't help it. Shaggy and Scoobs make up about half of my fond childhood memories.

Someone asked me jokingly once, "Who would you rather do, Daphne or Velma?" I say jokingly, because everyone knew everyone else in the room was going to say Daphne. Not me, baby. I stood up after everyone DID spout off the more luscious of the two, and commanded their attention. I told them it would have to be Velma. Everyone was shocked, knowing my weakness for redheads and purple dresses AND my complete dislike for the color orange. So I told them why I'd pick the smart one: You KNOW she gives better head than Daphne, and who wouldn't want to here that sweet little thing cry out "Jinkies!" in the heat of passion?

Needless to say, I have quite the reputation back home.
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geezer:
This whole thing reminds me of a comic book I read years ago that I can't remember the name of... anyway, it had an extended scene where the writer talks about beating off to Velma as his first sexual experience.

Ha! Jinkies, indeed.

geezer
Jun 11, 2002
deaconkole:
What i didn't say in the journal entry was that when i said Jinkies, I said it as if I had a moutful... catch my drift?

Really, though, i'd do them both at the same time. Little mystery-solving tramps.
Jun 11, 2002

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