chocolate lab
Some guy that's around me on a regular basis is always talking about his chocoloate lab--which is a fucking brown dog if you're unsure. What the hell? I don't get using chocolate as a color, it's dumb. It's a fucking brown dog, not chocolate, not mocha, but brown. Either light brown or dark brown, a real color.
Chocolate comes in a lot of...
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Some guy that's around me on a regular basis is always talking about his chocoloate lab--which is a fucking brown dog if you're unsure. What the hell? I don't get using chocolate as a color, it's dumb. It's a fucking brown dog, not chocolate, not mocha, but brown. Either light brown or dark brown, a real color.
Chocolate comes in a lot of...
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What the hell happened? Where did the expression "no worries" come from and why the hell is everyone saying it?
It was cool when one of my friends would say it like once a week in a judicious situation--when there may be something to worry about. But now there are all these people around me who say it all the fucking time and about stupid...
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It was cool when one of my friends would say it like once a week in a judicious situation--when there may be something to worry about. But now there are all these people around me who say it all the fucking time and about stupid...
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Ok, here's a little trick I use when I don't want want to be accosted by people on the street. You know, if you see some person with a clipboard or a little jacket on, standing in on spot maybe with someone else, and these bastards are right in the way of whereever you're going.
When I spot these people, most of the time I...
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When I spot these people, most of the time I...
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brooklyn:
thanks for the comment on my Valley of the Dolls set. very sweet! 
beckyjane:
My ex and i always used to fake fights to avoid those clipboard people
This is on of my Maine shenanigans.
On one of Dave VanAken's annual trips to his place at Maine, me,
Gordon, Xavi, and some other people all went up to his place. There
were so many people that the three of us had to all sleep on the same
pull-out couch. It didn't really matter, me and Xavi were drunk and
more or less passed...
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On one of Dave VanAken's annual trips to his place at Maine, me,
Gordon, Xavi, and some other people all went up to his place. There
were so many people that the three of us had to all sleep on the same
pull-out couch. It didn't really matter, me and Xavi were drunk and
more or less passed...
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dd0ck:
Yeah, it's not true. It's just an old joke that fits prefectly with the rest of the stuff that happened--the Maine stuff is all true.
Do you play pool? I hardly ever meet women who like to play as much as I do.
Do you play pool? I hardly ever meet women who like to play as much as I do.
aliana:
yeah what a lame fantasy. lame-o! haha . i wish i could play pool!!!
Here's another one of my crazy rantings. I really, really, really want another SG hoodie. I bought one a few years ago, and then there was a party at my house (fraternity) and I let a girl borrow my SG hoodie to go home--it was Boston and like 20 degrees.
I really liked the girl, but she was a BU girl and haven't seen or...
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I really liked the girl, but she was a BU girl and haven't seen or...
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I'll have to start this post with a preamble to all you fat drink a lot of energy drink people out there, but you'll probably have your feeling hurt. But I think energy drinks are a big scam and we've all bought into it--including me.
The image, in my mind, of a person drinking an energy drink is a chubby buy with big bags under...
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The image, in my mind, of a person drinking an energy drink is a chubby buy with big bags under...
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I'm telling you right now, when I'm in the bathroom I don't want to talk. I'm only in that room for a very specific reason and it doesn't involve chit chat.
Not to say that I want to abolish all bathroom conversation period. There are different levels of bathroom conversations, that follow a logical progression.
Level 1, is when you both go into the bathroom...
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Not to say that I want to abolish all bathroom conversation period. There are different levels of bathroom conversations, that follow a logical progression.
Level 1, is when you both go into the bathroom...
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mariposa:
Hello..^.^
Bathroom Etiquite (spell check?) is always really funny to me. Especially for men and that whole "If there are three urinals and there is a guy already using the first one, you are to use the one furthest away from him"...
I dont mind chit chatting if I'm just peeing...but I need total solitude if I'm doing anything else.
Bathroom Etiquite (spell check?) is always really funny to me. Especially for men and that whole "If there are three urinals and there is a guy already using the first one, you are to use the one furthest away from him"...
I dont mind chit chatting if I'm just peeing...but I need total solitude if I'm doing anything else.
dd0ck:
Well it's not about the whole, if there's already someone else in there thing. I'll get right next to a urinal being used. But it's about the guys who want to turn going to the bathroom into a whole social interaction.
I just think of it in the same way about meeting your GF. Hey, how'd you meet your best friend? Well I was taking a monster piss and this guy started talking about the Red Sox, and I was all, "Man, this guy is my best friend ever."
You know, I probably could meet a really good friend that way, I just don't like how it started. If it was a GF I would very surprised--you know, not living in the Ally McBeal universe and all....
I just think of it in the same way about meeting your GF. Hey, how'd you meet your best friend? Well I was taking a monster piss and this guy started talking about the Red Sox, and I was all, "Man, this guy is my best friend ever."
You know, I probably could meet a really good friend that way, I just don't like how it started. If it was a GF I would very surprised--you know, not living in the Ally McBeal universe and all....
Alright, I just started with this dealie. I'll probably put the same stuff here that I put on MySpace--I mean, if nobody reads it there why would they read it here?
You can come be my friend, with the benefits.
You can come be my friend, with the benefits.