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Today was hot. My work is too casual there were a bunch of girls in skirts and spaghetti straps, I can't work like that.

And most of the dudes that work there are still wearing long sleeve shirts, and there's no damned way they are wearing shorts.

I don't really know what my point is, but probably that these girls could probably manage in more...
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Man, I didn't do shit all day. Just sat here and watched TV and posted a shitload of shit on this site. It was too fucking hot today. I just say here almost naked all day and looking at stuff on the internet. I couldn't really be full-blown naked because my place looks into a big courtyard and there are old ladies over there and...
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Man, there's a lot of shit on this new layout dealie. I need to wrangle up some better pictures, I don't really have any.

I'm going on a hunger strike until they bring Haley Scarnato back on American Idol--while they're at it, bring back Kellie Picker and Katharine McPhee too.

Have you ever like been on the bus, and then you sit down in the back in those stupid seats that don't face forward but face the middle? Because it's the only seat left.

And then you notice some German girl sitting down in the back seat facing forward right next to you--and you don't realize that she's actually German until she speaks German to...
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Being sick is dumb.

I got sick this week, and I haven't been sick in a really long time. But, you know, when you're sick you can't do the stuff you really want to do. So I just sat around the house watching TV and getting bored.

You know there's only so much Maury and Judge Mathis that one man can take. Or Western Career...
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You know what's wierd for a guy--thinking you have a big cock. I can have a slew of women claim I have a "big cock" and then tell me why--but it's really a hard thing to believe. At least chicks can say they're a 32DD. or something, what can I say?

"Some People say I'm big."

If I put some measurements together, it's hard to...
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I was a little drunk when I posted my last post, and probably when I posted all my posts worth posting. And by a little I mean a lot; I think you know what that means.

So I guess you could say that I love Dorothy conditionally, but I think "Wicked" is bullshit anyway because it's fiction, based on the authorless text of the "Wizard...
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dorothy gale

You know, I think I'm genuinely in love with Dorothy Gale. I ain't no pervert either. What she can/will do to grow up and her capacity to love's got me--even if I pretened to have a brain.

Fuck those other three fucks who just fuck around--yes, Burt Lahr too.

Somewhere over the Rainbow is somewhere that doesn't exist, the world is a place...
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45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone

whats your name spelt backwards?: leinaD

What did you do last night?: Installed 2 new 500GB Hard Drives, ripped Dumb and Dumber from DVD, and then watched it--oh yeah, and a new Simpsons episode.

The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: All of Journey's and Def Leppard's albums

Have you...
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