dd0ck

Ok, here's a little trick I use when I don't want want to be accosted by people on the street. You know, if you see some person with a clipboard or a little jacket on, standing in on spot maybe with someone else, and these bastards are right in the way of whereever you're going.

When I spot these people, most of the time I don't want to talk to them and so I have to figure out how I'm going to get away not talking to them. Sometimes I don't want to look like an asshole and just walk by--like if there's a hot chick in the area, you know how it is. So sometimes I just take out my cell phone and pretend to talk on it, they almost never have the balls to talk to me when I'm "on the phone."

The kicker is, if you know what group these clipboard people support, you can turn yourself into the most ridiculous and objectionable person in their group. I mean, around here there almost always gay rights people or something. If I spot a gay rights person, I break out my cell phone and then answer it, and say something like, "Man Gordon, you missed an A1 feltchfest last night! Yeah man. We're using those big blue straws from Jack in the Box, not those shitty McDonald's ones."

If they still have the balls to talk to me, I'll give 'em a few bucks.