dd0ck

Look at me, am like a ghost on SG. But, you know, like one of those ghosts you can see but doesn't haunt you--but nobody's probably looking.

A man with five penises goes into the doctor. The doctor says, "That's amazing, how do your pants fit?!"

The man says, "Like a glove."

Where's my drummer?

I've been too busy lately to post anything at all. My new special lady friend, turned girlfriend was staying up here at my place the last week. And we were spending time together all last week.

I think I'm getting enough action so that my posts on the sexaholics group will drop significantly. But how can the group survive without my insightful bullshit? We'll have...
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i was drunk

what kind of bullshit do I have to put up with, tonight some girl said she didn't want to be with someone who made skinny jeans look better than hers. What the FUCK?!

I ain't doing anything special. I guran-damn-tee you that she looked way better than me--despite my best attempts to convince her otherwise. At the same time, it's such a weird argument to...
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I lust realized that I have 400 gigs plus of pr0n on my computer. I ain't that disgusting, but at this point is more of a conquest.

Realistically, I haven't watched all of it--and I can't. But I guess my experience as a comparative media studies student has done nothing but doom me to being a pr0n critic at the same time as being a...
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let's try this again

Whales are Big News

Who gives two shits about these stupid fucking whales that came up in the wrong place here in NorCal? It's all over the news, and it's like a headline.

Stupid animals are supposed to die, so they don't make more stupid animals. That's the circle of live, survival of the fittest. If you're too fucking dumb to not die for no...
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i posted like a million comments just sitting here, its fucking cold here in Cambridge, MA and rainy. So I just sat here and posted comment, after comment, after comment....

I think I managed a couple good ones in there.

So a funny thing happened the other day when I was coming back from the grocery store. Trader Joe's is like 2 blocks away from my place, and right before you get to Trader Joe's there's like this sex shop place--I ain't never been in it or nothing.

But anyway.

I go to TJ's and come out with my sacks of goodies, and as I'm...
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