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Man, there's a lot of shit on this new layout dealie. I need to wrangle up some better pictures, I don't really have any.

I'm going on a hunger strike until they bring Haley Scarnato back on American Idol--while they're at it, bring back Kellie Picker and Katharine McPhee too.

Have you ever like been on the bus, and then you sit down in the back in those stupid seats that don't face forward but face the middle? Because it's the only seat left.

And then you notice some German girl sitting down in the back seat facing forward right next to you--and you don't realize that she's actually German until she speaks German to...
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Being sick is dumb.

I got sick this week, and I haven't been sick in a really long time. But, you know, when you're sick you can't do the stuff you really want to do. So I just sat around the house watching TV and getting bored.

You know there's only so much Maury and Judge Mathis that one man can take. Or Western Career...
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You know what's wierd for a guy--thinking you have a big cock. I can have a slew of women claim I have a "big cock" and then tell me why--but it's really a hard thing to believe. At least chicks can say they're a 32DD. or something, what can I say?

"Some People say I'm big."

If I put some measurements together, it's hard to...
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I was a little drunk when I posted my last post, and probably when I posted all my posts worth posting. And by a little I mean a lot; I think you know what that means.

So I guess you could say that I love Dorothy conditionally, but I think "Wicked" is bullshit anyway because it's fiction, based on the authorless text of the "Wizard...
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dorothy gale

You know, I think I'm genuinely in love with Dorothy Gale. I ain't no pervert either. What she can/will do to grow up and her capacity to love's got me--even if I pretened to have a brain.

Fuck those other three fucks who just fuck around--yes, Burt Lahr too.

Somewhere over the Rainbow is somewhere that doesn't exist, the world is a place...
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45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone

whats your name spelt backwards?: leinaD

What did you do last night?: Installed 2 new 500GB Hard Drives, ripped Dumb and Dumber from DVD, and then watched it--oh yeah, and a new Simpsons episode.

The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: All of Journey's and Def Leppard's albums

Have you...
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chocolate lab

Some guy that's around me on a regular basis is always talking about his chocoloate lab--which is a fucking brown dog if you're unsure. What the hell? I don't get using chocolate as a color, it's dumb. It's a fucking brown dog, not chocolate, not mocha, but brown. Either light brown or dark brown, a real color.

Chocolate comes in a lot of...
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What the hell happened? Where did the expression "no worries" come from and why the hell is everyone saying it?

It was cool when one of my friends would say it like once a week in a judicious situation--when there may be something to worry about. But now there are all these people around me who say it all the fucking time and about stupid...
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Ok, here's a little trick I use when I don't want want to be accosted by people on the street. You know, if you see some person with a clipboard or a little jacket on, standing in on spot maybe with someone else, and these bastards are right in the way of whereever you're going.

When I spot these people, most of the time I...
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This is on of my Maine shenanigans.

On one of Dave VanAken's annual trips to his place at Maine, me,
Gordon, Xavi, and some other people all went up to his place. There
were so many people that the three of us had to all sleep on the same
pull-out couch. It didn't really matter, me and Xavi were drunk and
more or less passed...
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