So I was just going through photos from FetishCon again, and I've learned something important:
When you're dancing on stage in your latex gear
When you're dancing on stage in your latex gear
Don't drink whiskey that the devil gives you. You'll end up stripping
and then riding him around horsey-style.
When that gets old, you'll then proceed to give him a hand job
aww hell, maybe you'll even lick his giant inflated penis.
Of course, after a while he won't be able to hold back, and he'll ejaculate blood all over you
which you will then smear all over yourself.
To recap, DON'T DRINK THE DEVIL'S WHISKEY.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
myrholt:
This STILL makes me laugh.
brett:
awesome!