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Toxicboy suggested this and I do too....


- Straight/gay/bi? ........bi
- Single? ..........Poly
- Want to be? ..........no I don't want to be single
- Your birth date: ...........1-20-74
- Your age: ..............lets see 2004 - 1974 = ???
- Age you act: ............the one my mother can't stand
- Age you wish you were: .....the one I am
- Your height: .......5'7"
- The color of your eyes: Poopydave Brown
- Happy with them? ........Look into my eyes...you are getting sleepy...
- The color of your hair: .......BLACK #1
- Happy with it? .............today I am
- Left/right/ambidextrous? .......ambidextrous
- Your living arrangement? ......Amusing
- Your family: ..........lives just far enough away
- Have any pets? ..............Welcome to the Jungle
- What's your job: .........easy
- Piercings? .................yes
- Tattoos? ........................more please
- Addictions? ..................it's all relative
- Do you speak another language? .........other than what?
- Have a favorite quote? ......""Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Einstein
- Do you have a webpage? .......www.jessicaanne.com

DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
- Do you live in the moment? ........Yeah, like, I'll get to that in a moment.
- Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? ........No
- Do you have any secrets? ........Ummmm, no.
- Do you hate yourself? .......Not lately
- Do you like your handwriting? ......I do and that's all that matters
- Do you have any bad habits? .....................I pick my nose
- What is the compliment you get most from people? ........You're clever.
- If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? ......Chocolate and Prozac for Breakfast
- What's your biggest fear? .....Cockroaches
- Can you sing? .......I can - but am I any good at it? Not really.
- Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? .......No
- Are you a loner? ...........I prefer Rebel
- What are your no. 1 priorities in life? ........Me
- If you were another person, would you be friends with you? .....not a chance
- Are you a daredevil? .........I lived in Hollywood - you tell me.
- Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? ......I play way too much PS2.
- Are you passive or aggressive? ......Yes, I'm passive aggressive.
- Have you got a journal? ....SG
- What is your greatest strength and weakness? ......Lifetime warranty/Some assembly required
- If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? ......Does my family count as one thing about me?
- There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity. You can only drink out of one.....Creativity so I could create beauty and be loved by many.
- How do you vent? .......I tell it how it is
- Do you think you are emotionally strong? ........that's an oxymoron
- Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? .......no regrets
- Do you think life has been good so far? ............Yes
- What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? ........That 2+2 really does=4
- What do you like the most about your body? ........ That it works
- And least? ......... That it requires too much sleep
- Do you think you are good looking? ........Cute
- Are you confident? .......... yes
- What is the fictional character you're most like? .......You tell me
- Do people know how you feel? .... I have a better question - Do I give a shit?
- Are you perceived wrongly? .... Probably

DO YOU...
- Smoke? ............Mary Jane
- Do drugs? .........See - Smoke?
- Read the newspaper? ........online
- Pray? .........That's such a dirty four letter word.
- Go to church? .... They don't have a church for my kind
- Talk to strangers who IM you? .... Yeah and I take candy from them too - so what?
- Sleep with stuffed animals? .... Yes, Felix the cat.
- Take walks in the rain? ....... I LOVE dancing in the warm summer rain.
- Talk to people even though you hate them? .......No but I'll talk to them if they hate me.
- Drive? .........Manual
- Like to drive fast? .....I live in LA - there is no such thing as driving fast.

WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
- Liked your voice? ..........Yes
- Hurt yourself? ..........No
- Been out of the country? ........ Amsterdam baby!
- Eaten something that made other people sick? .... chocolate covered crickets
- Had sex? ........I want more boobies
- Been unfaithful? ........I'm Poly but no
- Been in love? .... I still am
- Done drugs? .... Amsterdam - hello!
- Gone skinny dipping? .....Yes!
- Had a medical emergency? ..... do panic attacks count?
- Had a surgery? ......laser eye surgery, wisdom teeth removed &a surgery on my jaw coming in Aug
- Ran away from home? .....Yes
- Played strip poker? ......Yes
- Gotten beaten up? ......No
- Beaten someone up? .....One girl many many years ago
- Been picked on? .....Not really
- Been on stage? .....Yes
- Slept outdoors? .......Does in your car count?
- Thought about suicide? ....It's against my religion
- Pulled an all-nighter? .... Duh
- Gone one day without food? ....... ain't aneroxia a bitch
- Talked on the phone all night? ....yes
- Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first...........Yes
- Slept all day? ......... I can't remember
- Made out with a stranger? .......Yes and I wish I could find her.
- Had sex with a stranger? ............Yes
- Thought you're going crazy? ....I've been declared
- Kissed the same sex? .....Not enough
- Been betrayed? .... In the worst way
- Broken the law? .... Everyday
- Have you ever killed an animal by accident? ......I accidentally ran over a pheasant
- On purpose? .... I was raised in a family of hunters.
- Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? ........No
- Stolen anything? .......yes
- Been on radio/TV? ......yes
- Been in a mosh-pit? .........Bloody Noses suck
- Had a nervous breakdown? ......definitely
- Considered religious vocation? .... It doesn't pay to be a Satanist

CLOTHES and other fashion
- Current shoe brand? ........Converse
- Cologne/perfume? ......Oils
- Wear hats? ......absolutely
- Judge other people by their clothing? .... No
- Wear make-up? ..... rarely
- Favorite place to shop? .....Necromance
- Favorite article of clothing? .... Pajamas
- Are you trendy? .... Doubt it
- Would you rather wear a uniform to school? .... Yeah - but just so I could hang out with chicks in skirts

FRIENDS
- Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? ....yes
- Who is your best friend? .... Mary Jane
- Who's the one person that knows most about you? .....Curly Head
- What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? ....Everything in moderation
- Thing you're picked on most about? .....For being a heartless smart ass.


LOVE
- Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? .....no
- Do you remember your first love? ......No
- Still love him/her? .....I guess not
- Do you consider love a mistake? .... it's inevitable
- What do you find romantic? ........Someone who takes it without asking
- Turn-on? ........I like boobies
- Turn-off? .....idiots
- First kiss? ........was nothing special
- If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? .....Next!
- Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? ....No
- Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? .....I'm here for the ladies
- What is best about the opposite sex? ...... They can usually reach things on the top shelf that I can't
- What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? .......They like to send you pictures of their penises
- Do you read porn? ........Only the classy stuff.
- Read the articles? .........Depends on how much time I have
- Just the pics? ......... Coloring books are fun
- What's the last present someone gave you? ........Head
- Are you in love? .... with myself
- What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk? ...... stare
- What do you dislike most? .....static cling


WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
- You wanted to kill? .......complete stranger
- That you laughed at? .......Myself
- That laughed at you? ......Me
- That turned you on? ......I could never reveal that here
- You went shopping with? .....My mother
- That broke your heart? .......Some Musician asshole
- To disappoint you? ..... My father
- To ask you out? ........Jerawyn
- To make you cry? .......Karina when she left for Germany
- To brighten up your day? ......Curly Head
- That you thought about? ......Trilobyte
- You talked to on the phone? .....Some shitty customer
- You kissed?.....In my dreams or in reality?
- You talked to through IM/ICQ? ........Trilobyte
- You saw? .....Curly Head
- You lost? .... An ex
- You went head over heels for? ......My old tattoo artist
- You wanted to be? .......Lottery winner
- You told to fuck off? .....Trilobyte
- You trusted? ......All of you
- You turned down? ......What is there to turn down?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
- Smiled? .......Now
- Laughed? ....At my stupid Great Dane last night
- Cried? .... last week
- Danced? ....Blue Monday/my 30th Birthday
- Were sarcastic? .....It's my nature
- Kissed someone? ...... This morning
- Talked to an ex? ..... Many many moons ago
- Had a nightmare? .... When don't I have nightmares?
- Talked on the phone? .... Every damn day
- Listened to the radio? .......Every damn day
- Watched TV? .........Right now
- Went out? ...........You mean outside?
- Were mean? .......Grrrrrrr
- Sang? ......Yesterday
- Saw a movie? .........This morning
- Said "I love you"? .... Daily
- Missed someone? ....... I miss Karina a lot - all the time
- Fought with a family member? ......It's an ongoing battle
- Had a serious conversation? .....I try to avoid that
- Smoked weed? .... Every damn day
- Got drunk? .... Blue Monday/ my 30th birthday