So idecided at work that when I own my own resaurant, we are going to refer to all customers, male and female, as bitches.
"Good evening bitches, welcome to Chez Drue. May I show you to your table?"
"Excuse me bitch, may I remove your plate?"
"I would say that bitches seem to love the veal."
The response seemed to vary according to the burnt-outness of the subject:
My sous chef, myself, and Bob the waiter (Whose been around for about 2000 years or so), laughed hysterically.
My ex, who waits tables, rolled her eyes, laughed a little, and told me I'm crazy.
Amber, who is the kind of woman who needs an exclamation point after her name (Amber!), giggled a little and walked off.
Josh, our resident stoner, kept coming up with new ways to use it. (More coffee, bitches?)
Can you tell this month has been slow?
"Good evening bitches, welcome to Chez Drue. May I show you to your table?"
"Excuse me bitch, may I remove your plate?"
"I would say that bitches seem to love the veal."
The response seemed to vary according to the burnt-outness of the subject:
My sous chef, myself, and Bob the waiter (Whose been around for about 2000 years or so), laughed hysterically.
My ex, who waits tables, rolled her eyes, laughed a little, and told me I'm crazy.
Amber, who is the kind of woman who needs an exclamation point after her name (Amber!), giggled a little and walked off.
Josh, our resident stoner, kept coming up with new ways to use it. (More coffee, bitches?)
Can you tell this month has been slow?
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What restauant do you work at? I love food. I went to the Inn at Little Washington and fell in love. What are some of your favorite restaurants and favorite foods to cook? Lot's of ?'s huh? I told you, i love good food!