Tuesday Dec 30, 2003

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ohh, the new year. mmmm....martini wonderland full of blurry beauties and vermouth laden vixens. what a perfect way to drown out the holiday din of family dys-function and the commercial death siren of christmas. mmmmm.....
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freckle:
ditto... except vodka and contronu... same difference
dazza:
ohhhh, boy is it ever nippy out today!!!! eeek

i thought my dick was gonna fall off walking to the laundry mat, what a tragedy that would be. I bet i am the only one who would find it tragic though! HA! tongue happy happy happy, by the way, for the new year. I don't care if it is better, i just want some different shit to happen to me this year, better would be good but i am a realist. If last year sucked, my dick is likely to fall off this year for spites sake. Another uplifting thought from the super happy wonder boy himself. yippee. wink

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