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and oh yeah, one last thing:

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!!!!!

but you probably already knew that.

my girlfriend won't let me, but i'm intrigued...any ideas? i figure once is all i need. if she doesn't like it then we won't do it again, but she's pretty adament that she WON'T like it. i guess i can't say much seeing as i wouldn't let her stick anything up my ass, but lots of girls like it, so...whatever. maybe i can if i say "up the butt or out the door, bitch!"...she'd never buy that...