
So that was my Saturday night. That's not me in the picture.. Some of my co-workers.. We had a Birthday party that was mostly staff. The cake had decorative dicks and a GIGANTIC dick lollipop stuck in the center. The birthday girl is newly single, so dick was a good theme, I guess. Things got pretty wild. I got to basically judge (along with MANY others) a deepthroat contest with all my hot server co-workers. This was hotter than it sounds. Not to be a pig.. but honestly I was speechless - "What the fu.. is this really happening?!?" - Anyway despite all this I finally managed to strike up decent conversation with a girl I always had some interest in. (Yes, it was before the competition actually! Though I was stoked to see how she did, honestly..) So this was a good night. I triumph! Sometimes leaving my room and not gaming on Saturday is challenge enough. Talk to beautiful girls.. this is..

Anyway, this fucking party... I felt like I was back in High School or like 19/early twenties.. Which I guess some of the people attending are arround that age.. so this makes sense. A lot of them are around the same age as me. Just the whole night was out of control though.. Everyone was drinking early.. so ridiculous shit started early in the night.. I remember a pair of 21 (or so) year old girls that arrived later in the night standing in a corner saying "What is this a junior high party? It's only 11:30..?" bahaha.. I managed to hold it together quite well. I RARELY drink.. but I ate so many appies all through the night that I finished a 6 pack and a bunch of shots as well as many Vodka soaked gummy bears. So really I should have been out of control. I even went outside and (did my regular thing) smoked a joint. All this together should have a lightweight like me tripping over my nerdy feet. I was pretty happy with myself. Was a good weekend to go do something.. silly like that because I had the extra day off. I just didn't even bother getting fucking dressed on Sunday.. Just shower, back into pjs, back into bed and Walking Dead. Boom. Sorry if you took the time to read this.. The whole thing sounds like the rant of a 15 year old boy.
Bye for now!