If I had a Death Note, I'd use it to kill the terminally rude.
There is an incessant drip in my medulla oblongata, but plumbers don't work on Sundays.
There is an incessant drip in my medulla oblongata, but plumbers don't work on Sundays.
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I sat next to a girl on a plane to Hawaii, and she kept offering to get up for me to go pee. I assured her I would let her know if I needed to go.
All the little extra smiles and knowing glances make the pregnancy game a lot more fun. People give you their seats, offer to help you, make conversation with you, give you blessings and wish you the best. It's almost like when everyone has the Christmas spirit, but just for you.