daven

OPEN CURTAIN

*le sigh*

::swoon::

::fall::

SCENE

I love feeling this way.



I am sick with some random gland swelling illness, which left me laid up all day. The only thing I managed to do today was remove my eyebrown piercing. I fucking hate that thing. I have had it for years beyond rememberance, though. My face looked so foriegn to me that I ended up putting it back in. I'm stuck with this awful crap until the end of time.

My besty lets me read all the back issues of her mags... which really comes in handy when I'm sick and too lazy/sore to go to the store for my Wired/National Geographic. Another of my friends recently bought me a subscription to Dwell. My Muffins!

I'm a ceramist, and my studio is in my living space. I am itching to go play with my wheel, but I know I'll be too lazy to clean up after myself.

Would anyone like to be my slave?

You will have to:

Make me a sandwich

Clean my apartment

Clean my studio

Find my hat

Do my laundry

Massage me

Baby me when I'm sick

Sex me on my lunch break

Return my emails

Write my blogs

Now accepting applications.