davel

has there ever been a bollywood interpretation of the american giant bug/reptile/rodent horror genre?
because i'm watching the beginning of centipede -- a scene with an indian archeology couple -- and i really want them to break out in song.

holy frijoles this movie is bad. tainted sushi bad.

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By assuming that the speed of light is the same in all inertial reference frames, Einstein showed the speed of light to be the cosmic speed limit. Actually, only massless particles can reach this limit, because an infinite amount of energy is needed to accelerate a massive object (and a penis is a massive object) up to the speed of light. It is possible...
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this is insane and sexy (5.3mb quicktime).

Dear Canadians,

I would like to thank you in advance for providing access to safe abortions and refuge from the draft.

Love,
davel

today's new girl was born on the day i graduated high school.

One kitten is drooling on me, the other kitten walked across my keyboard, causing the system to shut down. Both kittens are in my lap, and their breaths smell like ass.
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On the whole, I don't get Art. On the whole, I don't think Art is gettable unless you've studied Art History. I'm not sure it's worth my time and effort to learn how...
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I broke two hearts today.
I'd rather break a bone: it hurts less and heals faster.
I don't think I've ever given up so much short-term happiness in the name of "doing what's right".
If breaking a heart isn't heartbreaking, you're doing it wrong.