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so the manager of the bar i work at, manny, he is this albanian guy. he lived in jersey for a long time. did some time a rikers for assaulting a police officer. he is in a common law marriage and a player. he says things like " michelle, when we get married we won't have sex the first year, we just lay and kiss. and i will learn to speak dolphin. after a year, the first time we make love i make the dolphins jump." or i was walking by him at the bar the other night and i over hear him saying to a girl, " she is albanian by injection.". and it wasn't so much what he said but the grin on his face and the broken english. i am a firm believer in it is not what you say but how you say it.
anyway, i like to get my manager drunk. he makes me laugh when all the asshloes are getting me down. so many punks. there is no reason to be so rude.
stay up playas!
so the manager of the bar i work at, manny, he is this albanian guy. he lived in jersey for a long time. did some time a rikers for assaulting a police officer. he is in a common law marriage and a player. he says things like " michelle, when we get married we won't have sex the first year, we just lay and kiss. and i will learn to speak dolphin. after a year, the first time we make love i make the dolphins jump." or i was walking by him at the bar the other night and i over hear him saying to a girl, " she is albanian by injection.". and it wasn't so much what he said but the grin on his face and the broken english. i am a firm believer in it is not what you say but how you say it.
anyway, i like to get my manager drunk. he makes me laugh when all the asshloes are getting me down. so many punks. there is no reason to be so rude.
stay up playas!
mikenbot:
A stranger asked me if I spoke English the other day. I said "no."